A fourth Rapture prediction.

[laconicsax]

Our old friends at http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm have a new prediction for the Rapture.

To see some of their previous predictions click below:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=214&topic_id=219206
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=214&topic_id=222241
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=214&topic_id=225282

This prediction is different from the previous three: The first two were calm panicked assertions, the third had an opt-out clause and this one seems to be asking for input.

Will The Rapture take place before: December 21st 2009?

No. No it won't. You're all idiots. It's just too bad we have to wait another month to prove you wrong again.

[havocmom]

1. My method for dealing with the Rapture Rabid:

Rapture? Oh, yes, it happened a couple years ago, actually. I saw it. You were busy diddling your neighbor's wife.

[luvspeas]

2. It's all in giant print with lots of big shiny pictures and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!....

So it's GOTTA be TROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[Christa]

3. I wish they would get raptured now

and get it over and done with.


:evilgrin:

[glinda]

4. I think they should arrest and charge all those in the US that try to push for

said "Rapture" on treason-hate crimes-environmental destruction-discrimination charges and commit them to psychological help and counseling and in some cases, imprisonment. That is just how I feel and see them.

[POAS]

5. The rapture can't happen that soon because

it would take an eternity just to read and view all the gibberish on that page!

[laconicsax]

6. You get an "A" for effort if you made it at least part of the way.

[POAS]

9. No matter how far down I scrolled

that windows hourglass just kept on spinning!

[MiniMe]

7. They just want to know if they have to shop for Christmas

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Who designed that website?

It looks like a ransom note.

[haele]

10. Silly rapturists. Dec 21, 2009? Someone wants to get out of paying his or her credit card bill...

"Run em' up agian, Margret; this time, the rapture's really, really coming and we gots to look good for Christ!

Haele

[Iggo]

11. Damn. That's a long page.

And at the end there's a link that says "NEXT".

I'm clickin' on it.

[laconicsax]

14. You might want to use a lifeline to get back out.

[DeSwiss]

12. I can't wait until I see them post something like.....

RAPTURE VIDEO UPSKIRTS EXCLUSIVE!!! ALL VIRGINS!!! EVERYONE'S COMING THIS TIME!!!

- They'll get a lot more clicks that way.....

[rd_kent]

13. I love how each time they just change the date. No mention that previous predictions were wrong.