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Stump Donating Member (808 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 07:19 PM
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Check out this bat-shit crazy fundy website!!!
You guys have to see some of this shit!!!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 07:56 PM
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1. Looks like any of a thousand feverish fundie sites
There used to be one long ago called Balaam's Ass that was so stuffed with IMPORTANT INFORMATION that you needed to know RIGHT NOW the front page would take 20 minutes to load on dialup. On the odd occasion your browser didn't seize up, you were treated to the world's looongest scrolling page and a half dozen MIDIs honking at once. And if you had a moment to spare from preparing for the apocalypse, you could make an appointment to get your piano tuned.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:28 PM
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2. Thanks, dude,
I think I just had a fucking seizure just looking at that site. What kind of screwed up mind likes to see information presented in that "throw a bunch of shit on the wall" kind of fashion--not to mention the completely messed up nature of the information.
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 09:32 PM
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3. Want to explode your logical fallacy meter?
Read this "How to Stump an Atheist" page (and it isn't about good sexual positions like I was hoping when I clicked on it):
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Atheism/stump.htm
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 07:28 PM
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10. God is an alien.
"By every definition of the word, God is an alien, i.e., He is not of this earth."
Could this be god?

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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-11-09 10:12 PM
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4. One funny (or scary) thing is that DU has its own significant contingent...
...that would happily gobble up the "9/11 was an inside job!!11!1!" crap on that page. :tinfoilhat:
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 06:32 AM
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5. "Never question authority" and "Never bring up your Rights"....n/t
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 04:09 PM
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6. Is there any possibility it could be a parody? Yikes...! n/t
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 04:41 PM
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7. ...and I thought this one was scary:
http://www.bible.ca/marriage/

Below is the home page, which is even uglier and more boring rather than just outright nutty - but I must admit I haven't really delved into it - It's probably just as nutty. (I hope they didn't pay anyone to design this visual insult...).
http://www.bible.ca/bible.htm

An example of what I mean by nutty (from the marriage link):

Sex On Demand:1 Cor 7:3-4. (they have the text as "Sex When Desired, By Either Partner" but the page heading and url say Sex on Demand, so I'm going with the more accurate of the two).

excerpts:

"If your husband wants sex, it is a sin to refuse him. If your wife wants sex, it is a sin to refuse her. Bible sex is always consensual... your spouse asks, and you always say yes." *

"When you get married, you lose control of your body to your spouse."

(When only one person wants sex, the...)"partner that doesn’t desire sex must immediately consent to their spouse. Scripture is very clear about this although most Christians have missed this."

"Cor 7:3-4 also means that your spouse has control over you the way you dress, your hair cut and the way you physically look." **

My notes:
* "Bible sex"? What the heck is "Bible sex"?
** They go on to elaborate things like hair color and (I kid you not) unibrows... incredible.
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Stump Donating Member (808 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 06:16 PM
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8. My wife hasn't gotten the message...
lol
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 08:21 PM
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11. HAH!! Great answer... I'm guessing you're not referring to the unibrow. : ) n/t
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 05:15 PM
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9. Who would ever get married under those rules? nt
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-13-09 08:37 PM
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12. Aparently, anyone who fills the Churches from that site -
It was sort of frightening - there are a lot of them. I figured it was just one little one... yick...
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