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dcsmart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:48 PM
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Not-so-intelligent design


CHARLES DARWIN would probably love the fact that the 200th anniversary of his birth is being celebrated with radio shows, documentaries and exhibitions, but he might not have enjoyed the way that furious Christians still despise his theories and try to prove the Bible is more reliable.

For example, the Discovery Institute has announced: "We want students everywhere to speak out...for the right to debate the evidence against evolution and turn 'Darwin Day' into 'Academic Freedom Day.'"

But they're lucky Darwin isn't forced on us the way religion has been, otherwise the national anthem would start: "Our Gracious Queen will be saved or not according to a series of factors that are sod-all to do with God," and once a week school assemblies would start with everyone singing: "All things biological/All matter sweet or frightening/Are Godless, real and logical/See--where's the bleeding lightning?"

The creationists demand that biblical theories are taught alongside Darwin's theories of natural selection, which might sound reasonable except that creationism depends not on evidence but on faith. If all theories are given equal status, teachers could say: "Your essays on the cause of tornadoes were very good. Nathan's piece detailing the impact of warm moist air colliding with cool air, with original sources from the Colorado Weather Bureau, contained some splendid detail. But Samatha's piece that went "Because God is cross" was just as good. so you all get a B+."

To improve their standing, the anti-Darwin lobby has changed it tactics, so now instead of arguing for creationism, they call their theory "intelligent design."
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:54 PM
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1. If the design was really intelligent
Why is the recreation facility mixed in with the waste facility?
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:44 AM
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6. Just be thankful we aren't descended from avians
They win the award for the most economical use of a single orifice. There's a perfectly good reason birds don't 69. (Aside from aerodynamics.)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:55 PM
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2. Lemurs can't eat without looking straight-up at the sky because they have no lips. n/t
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 08:08 PM
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3. Intelligent Design had its day in court and lost in spectacular fashion.
Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District. (http://www.pamd.uscourts.gov/kitzmiller/kitzmiller_342.pdf)

The decision is a great read.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 08:20 PM
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4. Evolution for dummies.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:37 AM
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5. Heretic! Here a video of God's Kewl Designs
God is the coolest, most intelligent designer ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcrq5OOkQdk
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