GodTube: Sex Before Marriage, Yeah It's like That

[ThePhoenix]

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=bdf400df34e41b93636a

:rofl:

[Bicoastal]

1. WAHAHAHA!!!

I didn't even know there WAS a GodTube.

[d_b]

2. yeah, it's like that

but where? Saudi Arabia?

:rofl:

[meegbear]

3. Wow ...

Just. Plain. Wow. :spray:

[PassingFair]

4. OMG! Did you check out the "Baby Preacher"?

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=9c69d4acc9dd49eaf89f

:wow:

[Warpy]

5. These people are seriously ill

but I survived the equivalent of that antisex propaganda in black and white films in high school "hygiene" classes. We didn't even bother to be polite and suppress the snickers.

I was a late bloomer, but it wasn't because of hilarious horseshit like this!

[Occam Bandage]

6. So...er...does that mean marriage is like

a restaurant where they serve you the exact same plate of food they served you the last night instead of cooking a new dish?

Hm. Well, that doesn't sound appetizing either.

I guess my only option is to seduce a never-ending string of virgins. Sure, the sex will be awkward and clumsy, but I can't argue with GodTube.

[Evoman]

7. Ha...a better restaurant metaphor.

Waiting for sex before marriage is like sitting down at a restaurant and deciding, before even trying the food, that you are going to exclusively go to the restauraunt for the rest of your life. Moreover, the chef has never before prepared a meal so you don't know if your going to a)like the food b)be satisfied with the menu c)know what the chef will or won't make and be okay with it.

If I was going to pick one restaurant to go to exlusively for the rest of my life, I'd wanna make damn sure of a couple of things"

1) Can the chef cook well, and is she willing to..swallow...the food that is made. To..uh...make sure it's suitable for the customers.

2)If you ask for something not usually on the menu, will he freak out and call you a weirdo.

3)Is the chef willing to occasionally change the decor of the restaurant and have special theme nights at her restaurant.

4)Is there any rear-entrance to the restaurant in case of a fire or some other emergency.

5)Does the restaurant give me big enough portions, or is it charging me too much for a small amount of food.

All very important questions that need to be answered before you commit.

[trotsky]

8. ZOMG

One of your best posts ever, Evoman. :thumbsup: :rofl:

[Evoman]

9. If there was one thing in the world I could claim expertise in, it would

be sexual innuendo and metaphor.