According To John McCain Satan Apparently Lives In D.C.

[DeSwiss]

McCain: Washington is ‘the city of Satan’

Think Progress
By Satyam on Mar 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

In a rare Senate appearance yesterday, McCain failed to attract support for a halt to pork-barrel spending, losing on a 71-29 vote. An angry McCain told voters today that he was only “doing the Lord’s work” but unfortunately was doing it “in the city of Satan”:

Later in Springfield, Penn., McCain told voters: “We were voting on major issues of profound consequences with no discussion, no debate and 10 minutes to vote.

“Anyone who had the misfortune of watching it will know how hard it is to do the Lord’s work in the city of Satan,” said McCain, who has served four-terms in the Senate.

McCain has a distinguished member of the “city of Satan” for over 20 years.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/14/mccain-washington-is-the-city-of-satan/">LINK

- I have it on good authority that Satan only moved to DC after the 2000 election in order to be closer to his people....
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[tekisui]

1. Wait, is he saying the US government is the Infidel?

The Satan that bin Laden and his boys talk about?

[DeSwiss]

4. More specifically I think....

...he had "the Democrats in the US Government" in mind.

- Probably some new insights (biblical interpretations) given to him from his new religious adviser The Most Rev. John Haggee...

[rurallib]

2. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be specific.

[DeSwiss]

5. They'll need all new carpets....

...when the new Democratic President moves in.

- With all that brimstone laying around and all....

[bushmeister0]

3. No wonder DC is so damn hot in the summer

[DeSwiss]

6. I always thought it was all those....

....marble and limestone buildings.

- And politician breath...

[bushmeister0]

7. LOTS of hot air around those marble buildings

[AnnieBW]

8. Yeah, but only until 1/20/09

Then the Cheneys move to Northern VA.

[DeSwiss]

10. Wyoming won't take him back, eh???

Can't blame them for that....

[Muttocracy]

9. cool, maybe he can locate Bin Laden precisely too nt

[DeSwiss]

11. All he has to do is ask Rummy....

...because he knows. He told us all about it, remember???

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

- See? That's clear enough for even a Repuke....

[TZ]

12. Well I live in the DC area

Me and a whole bunch of fellow liberal secular evul scientist types. We are all Satan's minions don't you know..Also we practice...gasp GENETICS..straight to hell all of us....:rofl: