The Secular Humanist Holly Bible Quiz (from Landover Balptist)

[The Count]

The Lord placed two types of people on this, His only planet that matters: (1) Those who critically analyze and evaluate all available information, making decisions, including those involving their belief systems, based on thought, facts and reason; and (2) Folks who have been blessedly spared such tedium -- fundamentalist Christians. Find out what God and Jesus (and those they authorized to speak for them) thought about the nosy, anal-retentive folks who fall into the former category by taking this quiz. Click here or below for answers.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0806/secularhumanist.html

[Catch22Dem]

1. My favorite site in the whole world...because of this article about tampons

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

"Tampons: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers" was, IMO, the best article they ever did. Cracked me the hell up!

[Lobster Martini]

2. When reading any of my future posts, remember that I'm an "unsaved moron"

I am going to have to wipe the omelette off my monitor because I laughed while eating breakfast. Hadn't seen "Satan's Little Cotton Fingers" before.