Good News: Jesus is BACK. In Miami LIVE! NOW!!

[panzerfaust]

Man learns he is JC when the profits speak to him.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/index.html

Praise the LORD!

His claim is as substantial as any.

[hobbit709]

1. Funny how many of these self-proclaimed "gods"

are involved mainly in amassing money from others.

[whistle]

2. I see another Jim Jones disaster in the making

[AlinPA]

3. Won't be long before McCain has a meeting with him and his followers. nt

[n2doc]

4. Let me guess- he is in favor of tax cuts and "the Surge"

Republican Jesus to the rescue.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

5. I'm reminded of a funny quote from the movies "The Doors"

Jim Morrison: Jesus is alive and well and living in Miami. I know because I fucked her last night.

[Evoman]

6. Now back to my regular chant...

"I will NOT be a con man, and take advantage of the stupid people. I will NOT be a con man and take advantage of the stupid people.I will NOT be a con man, and take advantage of the stupid people. I will NOT be a con man and take advantage of the stupid people.I will NOT be a con man, and take advantage of the stupid people. I will NOT be a con man and take advantage of the stupid people."

[DeSwiss]

7. Also in the article....

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.preacher/index.html">"De Jesus, 61, grew up poor in Puerto Rico. He says he served stints in prison there for petty theft and says he was a heroin addict.

De Jesus says he learned he was Jesus reincarnate when he was visited in a dream by angels."

Is is just me, or do you see a possible connection between the heroin and the angels? I dunno....

[moggie]

8. In the photo, he has "J.H." on his waistcoat

Jesus H. Christ?

[cain_7777]

9. He's as rational as any Xtian

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