Laura Dern and Ben Harper Divorcing

[Elmore Furth]

Irreconcilable differences rears it's ugly head again.

Musician Ben Harper filed for divorce from actress Laura Dern after five years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences and seeking joint custody of their two children.

The papers, filed Friday, claim the pair separated in January, TMZ reports.

Dern, 43, and Harper, 40, were married in 2005 in Los Angeles. They have a 9-year-old son and a 5-year-old daughter.

Laura Dern and Ben Harper Divorcing

[MorningGlow]

1. My husband will be so happy

He really hearts Laura. Always has. He may be packing his bags right now, in fact...

[walldude]

3. Me too... ever since her performance in Mask

I have been hot for her. It's ok though my wife has it in for George Clooney so we're even. :)

[4lbs]

2. They need to get rid of the "irreconcilable differences" phrase and have them state in detail the

reason for the separation.


"I can't stand to look at her face any longer."

"He chews with his mouth open and it makes me want to stick a knife down his throat."

"I told him for the millionth freaking time to put the toilet seat down and dumbass that he is, he still doesn't."

"She awoke me again in the middle of night to blame me for doing something in a dream she had. The woman is freaking nuts!"

etc.

[Torgo Johnson]

4. He always kept on stealing her kisses and now she wants them back.