Andy Dick arrested in Huntington W. Va.

[Crabby Appleton]

HUNTINGTON -- Andy Dick, in town for weekend performances at the Funny Bone, was arrested around 4 a.m. by Huntington Police.

The 44-year-old is charged with two felony counts of first-degree sexual abuse. He is being held at the Western Regional Jail until his arraignment later Saturday.

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/breaking/x818845820/Andy-Dick-arrested-by-HPD

[FarPoint]

1. OUCH....

He will not get out on bail now I bet. Ya know....assault crimes are not funny.

[boobooday]

2. I'm not familiar with his work

but he sounds like a total ass from his rap sheet.

[eShirl]

3. he's in the Star Trek wiki

"In 2006, he was one of the roasters on the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner. During the program, he introduced the character of "Kock" – the offspring of Captain James T. Kirk and Spock."

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Andy_Dick

[Myrina]

4. he was on Celeb Rehab last season ...

... seems like he has a long history of not being able to control his liquor and doing crazy, over the top, outrageous shit when he's drunk ... my guess is he's off the wagon again (not that it's an excuse) ...

[AndyA]

5. Andy Dick is a bad person.

Bad things seem to happen to people around him. Coincidence?

David Strickland, the actor on Suddenly Susan was with Dick the night he hung himself in a Las Vegas Motel room.

Phil Hartman's wife, Brynn, (who murdered him) was given cocaine by Andy Dick after having kicked the habit for years.

Andy Dick is...a dick. Lock him up and throw away the key.

[Onceuponalife]

7. I'd hang myself too if I had to spend a night with this Dick

I bet he does little time. Celebs almost always get off easy.

[rcrush]

8. Jon Lovitz beat the crap out of Andy Dick a couple years ago

http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/07/17/jon-lovitz-beats-up-andy-dick/

[uberblonde]

6. If he's guilty, he's probably going away for a long time.

Sexual Assault in the First Degree: §61-8B-3
The offender engages in sexual intercourse or sexual intrusion without the consent of the victim and during the attack inflicts serious bodily injury or uses a deadly weapon. The offender is 14 years old or more and engages in sexual intercourse or sexual intrusion with another person who is 11 years old or less.

Type of Offense: Felony
Penalty: 15–35 years in the state correctional facility or $1,000–$10,000 fine and 15–35 years in the state penitentiary

[JenniferJuniper]

9. I think South Park's Satan had Andy well pegged years ago

So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

Gather close together and make it quick,
We've got to make room for Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell....
It's Christmas Time... Christmas Time...
It's Christmas Time in Hell!

[Crowman1979]

10. Didn't Andy Dick get his ass kicked by Jon Lovitz a couple years ago?

[mackerel]

11. How far he's fallen since News Radio

[Crowman1979]

12. Well Lovitz is doing pretty good for himself right now. He owns a couple comedy clubs.

And they both headline big name acts.