please caption this one.....

[alexisfree]

ahh excuse me..I do have integrity.... ...hello!

[rkc3]

1. US intelligence reveals new torture tactics.

[cruadin]

2. "Talk to the hand!"

[Sparkly]

3. I am SO not a liar

despite all those transcripts of me lying.

[meganmonkey]

4. Mommy!! They're so mean, make them stop!!!

(Or should I say Daddy..um..I mean, the president)

:evilgrin:

[alexisfree]

6. hahahhaha

boo hoo hoo ....:cry:

[RubyDuby in GA]

5. I need a new hairdo - you must be crazy. I look good.

Hmmmp. You people don't know what you talkin' 'bout.

[Freebird12004]

7. can today be a ' do over' ?

[givemebackmycountry]

8. Hey cool!

I just got a phone call...

I'm in the next Predator movie!!!!

And I get to be the Predator!!!

[rurallib]

9. "he is my husband, no lie"

[Warpy]

10. (Valley Girl voice)

"Well DUH. Telling the truth is SO gag me with a spo-o-on. My job is to nod and look pretty when Pookie tells me what god told him"

[alexisfree]

14. lol...rollling my self on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helderheid]

11. Dubya said you'd play nice

What gives? Hello?

[understandinglife]

12. glad i'm wearing my 'depend super absorbants' today

[TwentyFive]

13. What-evverr!! Can't you just like....get over it.

It's only, like, human lives. We can always, like, make more. It's like, no big deal, you know.

[alexisfree]

15. lol....like....lol

[libertypirate]

16. Can you say valley girl....

All them forehead wrinkles make her look like one of them but ugly klingons from Star Trek.

[quiet.american]

17. "First of all, girlfriend....!" n/t

[The Doctor.]

18. "These new photos plainly show

that Martian topography is varied with many ridges of high mountains. Note also the existence of water on the surface as it precipitates from the crust."

[alexisfree]

20. like she wanted to cry?

ohmg! that is so not in..

[The Doctor.]

21. "Like, sweat? ... ewwww! that's sOooo grodie! - Oh M'Gawd! - I'm like...

perspiring!"

[fryguy]

19. war for oil? well duh!

[NickiWitch]

22. "I'm not in right now, so please leave a message after the tone"

BEEP!

[alexisfree]

29. uh?? were is the budget

[LibDemAlways]

23. Senator, please do not impugn my

integrity by suggesting that I routinely give blow jobs to the President. Everyone in Washington knows its only once or twice a month at best.

[livinginphotographs]

24. www dot what-EVER dot com!

[Eagle_Eye]

30. Or is that dot org

or maybe dot net. Better google that one to be sure

[livinginphotographs]

34. I guess in her case it would be dot gov.

:shrug:

[UTdem]

25. caption

"Whatchoo Talkin' Bout Willis?"

"Oh, no you didn't just question my integrity"

"I gotta go potty"

[helderheid]

26. RFLMAO

She does look constipated!!! HEHEHEH

[alexisfree]

27. ahahhahahahahahahhah

oh my gosh my ribs!!!!!!!:headbang:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

28. Me Lie? Well Senator ever since 9/11.................

[JoMama49]

31. This one doesn't need a caption!

[alexisfree]

36. what a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaveAmerica]

44. Thanks for the laugh, that could be on Conan's 'what if they mated'

This is the child of Dubya and Condi - dubyaleeza

[marzipanni]

49. "Sorry, Condi, we had to resort to this,...

but if we use the same tactics on you, maybe the Muslim world won't look so harshly on us."
(and if you answer ALL questions satisfactorily we'll reward you with a bowl of Rice-a-Roni Pupparoni.)

[DearAbby]

52. LMFAO!! That is a cross between Condy and Triumph the Rude Dog!!!

Sorry Triumph! :evilgrin: BTW does she have whiskers?

[Longgrain]

32. "Rice gets Boiled"

and it looks like she can't stand the heat...

[Shalom]

33. Sen. Boxer, it's RASCIST to call me a "Ho" because I service John W Bush!

[goodboy]

35. You're a mean one, Condi Grinch...

[smartvoter]

37. "Hey, now. Let's not confuse the issue with facts." nt

[lakelly]

38. Duh

In a post 9/11 society, this is so not lying. Oh and by the way, when this is over you are so through Boxer!

[SueZhope]

39. Your calling me a liar?

That’s it ,your in big trouble .
I'm telling daddy on you.

[Longgrain]

40. Here you go...

for all of you who don't make it down to the Lounge :hi:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2453748

[alexisfree]

43. hey I'LL be there as soon as...

the condo/rice mix is over...

[Longgrain]

48. Maybe I'll see you there...

Being Longgrain I'm sick of Condi giving "Rice" a bad name...x(

[drummer55]

41. doesnt matter what you ask.. I already got the job so back off.

[SaveAmerica]

42. whatchu talkin bout Boxer?

[Peace Patriot]

45. "Klingonette"

[Coexist]

46. Do you KNOW who's coffee I fetch??!

[LiberalHeart]

47. Oops, my Botox just wore off. n/t

[SnoopDog]

50. Hey, I'm a Klingon....!

(Not to insult Klingons mind you)

[DearAbby]

51. "But Senator....::Sniffles::: Did I say that?....er I mean, I didn't say

[fooj]

53. And you think you can touch me? They named a tanker after me...

did they name one after you, Senator? I think not!

[Horse with no Name]

54. Here's Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

Seriously-doesn't she look like Jack Nicholson when he went nuts in "The Shining"?
:bounce:

[Boswells_Johnson]

55. Of course I lied, but that has nothing to do with integrity!