Where are all the insomniacs?

[kiki]

No new posts past 12.30am? I can hit Refresh on the UK forum front page and nothing changes! Very poor show, people... you're supposed to be entertaining me here!

While I'm here: Remember Tony's "I will heal the world" speech?

Going reeeeal well there, Tone.

[kikiek]

1. Have to ask..how did you get your name?

[kiki]

3. It's actually my name...

..sort of.

My name's Kieran, but people who've known me since I was little sometimes use the shortened version my parents used, "Ki"... and very close family will occasionally use "Kiki".

The reason it's all lower case is that my introduction to the wonderful world of the internets - and PCs in general - was playing Quake on my brother's machine. So when I'd take over the keyboard from him, sometimes mid-match, I had to quickly type "/name kiki" before I got back into the action, and couldn't spare the time/effort to hit Shift...

[kikiek]

5. Well hello from one to another..and who needs shifts anyways.

[kiki]

6. Oh yeah...

...I didn't notice your name. What's the reasoning behind yours?

[kikiek]

9. big sister who couldn't say katie...funny what people come up with

when you tell them your name...kinky? oh yeah that's a new one haven't heard that before.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. I demand that you entertain me...

...go on. :)

[kiki]

4. Erm... okay.

There's a little boy who cuts his finger on a pin. So he runs into the kitchen, pours a glass of cider from the fridge, and puts his finger in it.

His mum, seeing this, asks why he's doing it.

"Well," he says, "my big sister says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she puts it in cider."

[Anarcho-Socialist]

7. OK, on that note... it's night-night for me...

:hi: bye

[kiki]

8. Laters...

...sorry if the joke was a bit "blue". First one I thought of, I'm ashamed to say. :)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

10. No problem, I don't mind "blue" jokes

:)

[non sociopath skin]

11. Would you guys shut it? I'm trying to get some sleep!

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