How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[vinnievin777]

How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

---SIX---
1)one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2)one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the lightbulb
3)one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs
5)one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6)one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while
dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag




May this find everyone happy and well,
Vinnie
http://www.vinnievin.com

PS you might want to pass this on

[AmyStrange]

1. Are you sure that isn't "screw" a lightbulb?

Instead of "screw in" a lightbulb?

All good ones especially number 6) one to arrange for photo op ... wrapped in the American flag,

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[AmyStrange]

2. Welcome to the DU by the way...

A got to see webpage:

The "officially unofficial" DU slang dictionary:

http://DUG.SeattleActivist.org/

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