Letterman's Top Ten List Last Night

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Packers-Giants Game at Lambeau

10. "Here to sing the national anthem, global warming genius Al Gore"

9. "It's minus 3 degrees, but it's a dry cold"

8. "Eli's hands are frozen to the center's ass"

7. "Packers tight end looks suspiciously like a polar bear"

6. "I'm glad I spent the extra money on the fleece-lined cheese hat"

5. "The referees will be officiating the second half from the hotel"

4. "Screw the game, let's keep huddling"

3. "No number 3 -- writer got frostbite in Green Bay"

2. "It's still warmer than the Ed Sullivan Theater"

1. "Is that the temperature or Bush's approval rating?"