And now, a reading grom the Gospel According to Stevie Pointer

[TheMightyFavog]

Chapter 42, vs. 4-20.



"And the OZ doth spake, "Whenever thou hath findeth that they haveth hunger after having partaken of the Point Beer and/or other libations on the Square, or when thou hath smoketh the great green happy palnt in Knutzen Hall, or when thy team doth hunger in the middle of the Holy Trivia Time, shalt thou partake of a pilgramage to the finest purveyors of drunk and munchie food in the land. Thou shalt go to the place know as Erbert and Gerbert's on 812 Main Street. If one's distance from the great shop is too great, or if thou be too lazy to getteth offet thine fat ass, thou may call 341-SUBS and your order shalt be brought to your location. If thou musteth order delivery, thou must tip the delivery guy." Upon hearing the OZ's message, there was much rejoicing. There was much celabratory drinking of the Point Specail, and much smoking of the green happy plant.


Here endeth the lesson.

[ewagner]

1. ROFLMAO

That's great!

I've forwarded it to a couple of my son's friends at UWSP!

Thanks for posting!

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I feel that I'm at my creative best

After a few bong hits and/or beers.

I was going to include a passage about Marvin's, but I was too lazy.