Rumble at Fort Bend Democratic Club

[tbyg52]

Anti-abortion protesters. Handily routed.

I started by saying, "Look, I know you're trying to make a political statement here, but John McCain favors a war and ..."
So, the Priest interrupts me and says, "Oh no, this is not political."
Yeah, and I ain't got no eyes.
"Father," I ask politely, "if this is not political, why did you pick this location?"
"We do this all the time," he says.
Well, Hon (and Father), I've lived here 35 years and I've never seen it before.
He continues to deny it's political.
I say, "Father, Sweet Jesus is listening. Sweet Jesus hears you lie. Don't lie when Sweet Jesus is listening."
At which point the priest says, and I have witnesses, "No, this conversation is just between you and me."
I jump back because I think maybe Bubba might be on to something with this lightening thing. "Father, Sweet Jesus listens all the time. He knows when you're lying, even to me."

More:
http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/#oct7pope

[crispini]

1. OMG! I have to repost in GD

What an article. Incredible.

[WolverineDG]

2. That was great!

I love this blog! & I loved it when she was Juanita!

dg

[sonias]

3. Me too

And she even used to post here on our DU Texas forum.

"Oh crap, Susan's going outside to pick a fight with the Pope. Somebody better call an ambulance because there's gonna be a lightening strike somewhere."

Yea that "pope" would be scared if Susan was taking him on. He obviously was not a "real" man of the cloth. :eyes:


Sonia