DeLay's email to his constituents

[johncoby2]

Subject: An email to my Constituents, from Congressman Tom DeLay

From the Desk of Congressman Tom DeLay
Washington DC Office
242 Cannon HOB
Washington, DC 20515

Dear Constituent of the 22nd District,

I am Tom DeLay, your Congressman and Majority Leader of the United States House of Representatives. Over the last few weeks, I have been under an unjustified partisan attack by the left wing. Before this provocation spreads to my district, I would like to remind my constituents of my accomplishments on your behalf in district 22.

Over my career I have diverted American tax dollars to fund our $480 Billion Mission to Mars, securing funding for our children's "No Child Left Behind" program and establishing funding for mass transportation to promote long term clean air initiatives.

I protected Social Security for our children by prohibiting "double dipping" from the teacher's retirement systems and our time-honored Social Security Program. Although our teachers are the livelihood of our society, they cannot bankrupt our public services for personal gain.

I stopped a proposed rail which would carry toxic chemicals through my district. While other elected officials talked on the issue, I walked on the issue and deserve all the credit. Yea Me!

I gave you massive tax cuts, especially the millionaires. I am sure you will donate those cuts to my criminal defense fund.

I've protected your rights to own Uzis, automatic assault weapons, and rocket propelled grenade launchers like the kind that are blowing up our brave patriots in Iraq.

And I am a firm supporter of sending your kids to justify the Presidents War. God Bless our Troops. Freedom is on the March. My kids aren't going.

As you can see, despite all the partisan left wing media attacks, I am actually pretty fair, honest, and a Congressman that deserves the title "The Honorable".

Signed Your Congressman
The Honorable and Distinguished King Tom DeLay.

[icehenge]

1. How I wished that was real

[NoPasaran]

2. All hail King Tom!

Thank you for saving us from those evil schoolteachers!

[crispini]

3. Hee, hee, hee!

Good job! :thumbsup:

[sonias]

4. P.S.

And lastly, let me not forget to mention, that those trips I've been making around the world, are my effort to spread democracy, fight communism, protect our religious freedoms and stop the trading and sexual abuse of women and children around the world.

T.D.
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I actually heard a snippet of a tony snow job interview with DeLay where he spewed this crap. Mike Malloy played it on his radio show. Malloy was screaming mad about the audacity of Tom DeLay claiming he's fighting against the sexual abuse of women and children, after what he's done in Saipan and the bill he's killed in the house that would prevent that abuse.

Fuck the bastard!

Sonia