REMINDER **** Gay marriage starts in Iowa Monday *** REMINDER

[rurallib]

Watch for failing hetero marriage crumbling by the roadside.
Try to stave off new feelings of lust for members of your own sex.
Avoid exploding heads near churches and state capitols.

[Sal Minella]

1. Breaks my heart.

The lovely couple next door to me has just celebrated their Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary, and on Monday this doting Grandma-Grandpa pair-bond will no doubt be riven asunder by the selfishness of teh gays. *sigh*

[progressoid]

2. Luckily, I'll be out of state most of the day.

I hope that will prevent my marriage from falling apart because of this apocalypse.

[47of74]

3. Especially watch out for middle aged creepy types yelling...

...f--king thing sucks at the top of their lungs!

[Blue Gardener]

4. Ed and Lynn Fallon

Are recruiting people to hand out flowers to couples applying for marriage licenses on Monday. I think this is just a lovely idea.
Unless of course the earth opens up and swallows the whole state. Or, frogs start raining from the sky.

[47of74]

5. Well if frogs start raining from the sky I'm set for dinner.

[jimforcy]

6. Bin?

Vroom Vroom Party Starter??? Meow kitteh.