The Strange Bump On Bush's Back Under His Suit

[ruggerson]

during the debate.

What the hell is it?

Is it a bulletproof vest?

And why hasn't this pic been emailed out to all the media?

Here's the pic:

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. That was a bad fitting suit on a slumped over idiot.

[TrustingDog]

3. that stick up his ass wanted some air.

[Leilani]

30. He wears custom made suits....

I doubt his tailors would screw up so badly.

[dumpster_baby]

2. his alien symbiote

too bad those aliens are notoriously bad debaters.

[Terran]

34. OMG Bush is a Goa'uld!

It all makes sense now! :)

[AndyTiedye]

4. Haven't You Ever Seen "Invasion of the Body-Snatchers"?

[bermudat]

15. Just what I thought, an alien parasite.

[ET Awful]

5. The bump is poor tailoring. n/t

[Roland99]

6. LOL!!

You guys crack me up! :D

[DemMother]

7. You can see it if you link to digby

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com

Scroll down a little--he even has a blow up.

It looks more like a box than part of a bulletproof vest

[Infomaniac]

8. Looks like he swallowed a plastic razor.

It looks like he swallowed a plastic razor. Maybe he has that disorder that causes people to swallow strange items like the man who swallowed spare change. Or it could be some kind of new-fangled body armor. Figures Chimp would have something state-of-the-art while the troops in Iraq are making due with aluminum foil bullet-proof vests.

[readmylips]

9. I clearly saw that during the debates...

I didn't see a camera aiming at Kerry's back the way they did the boy bush. That could be cheney's heart manitor...silly me. If bush wears a bullet proof best, so should Kerry. And if bush wears a wire connected to the CIA, so should Kerry.

Kerry's people should inquire because, we the citizens need to know.

[sybylla]

18. I saw it during the debates, too

My hubby asked the same question. It certainly is curious. Can't imagine it'd be a mic pack. :shrug:

[Rose Siding]

10. Wind up key?

[Jokinomx]

14. Great Minds think alike....:-)

You beat me by just seconds...LOL

:toast:

[Jokinomx]

11. That is the wind-up key.... it folds down after cheney tightens it up....

:kick:

[allalone]

12. it's the cover of his control panel

[Big Kahuna]

13. It's his tail.

[librechik]

16. kevlar vest velcroed closed in back under the suit

he wears it everywhere

[are_we_united_yet]

17. Send it to

Drudge. He'll figure it out. Wait I know: Clinton put it there.

[cornermouse]

19. A CIA agent in disguise...

He's growing a snapping turtle shell...
A handle for Laura to attach a leash to...
His spine is developing a problem...
A hammer to whack Kerry in the head when the debate goes bad...
Forehead horns that somehow got lost.

[clydefrand]

22. Oh, you guys kill me.

Those are his wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you look closely, you can see his halo, too. Don't you know he used to be a pilot...but it was hard work and that's why he went AWOL and then asked to resign his position...

[Junkdrawer]

20. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a way of transmitting sound...

though your bones? So if such a device is attached where the vertebrae stick out just under the neck...

[Ruby Romaine]

21. is it a door w/ the pull cord?

[ruggerson]

23. Could it be a book?

He says he doesn't read books, but maybe he glues them to his back.

[democrank]

24. It`s as plain as day to me....

Laura sewed in a padded "T"....for TOP....so he`d get at least one part of his two-piece suit on the proper appendages.

[jobycom]

25. Wireless neuralizer

Cheney uses it when W is drunk to shock his sorry ass awake.

[haele]

26. It could be a bullet proof vest

One that snaps in the back, and hadn't been put on completely or had become unsnapped. That's definatly some sort of "bump", approximately 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch off his natural back. That bump is not natural with that style suit. If it is a vest, the White House tailor should have made adaptations for it by now; if I were the tailor, I'd have set padding across the shoulders in back to "smooth" out the line to taper down to normal lining just below where the top of the vest sits.
He should visit the Secret Service's or one of the FBI's tailors; they know how to fit a suit to hide gadgets.
On further thought, if he treats the "common servants" the way I think he does, I'm sure this can be some sort of subtle revenge; a tailor's way of spitting in his soup.
One should never belittle or piss off anyone who's task it is to make one look good.

It could also be a rather awkwardly placed reciever pack; most people wear them at the belt, which is much easier to hide in a suit. But I am thinking that this is unsnapped back fastening body armor.

I'd say something about "courage" and "confidence" someone in his position would have wearing body armor onstage at a debate, but it would be an insult to the feline species...

Haele

[Must_B_Free]

27. Presumably a wireless receiver

no wonder he took so long to answer, he had to hear someone tell him what to say...

[carpetbagger]

28. That's where Karen Hughes puts her hand.

Makes the puppet's mouth go up and down.

The real George is probably in the White House bunker looking like Marion Barry's Great White-out.

(Washingtonians may remember that a pair of large snowstorms paralyzed DC in early 1987, while Barry was strung out in California at the Super Bowl and unable to rturn).

[Bluebear]

29. Dandy Dan's Half-Off Suits & Bait Shoppe, Waco, Texas. Nuff said.

[mitchum]

31. Kevlar worn by our extremely popular, wildly loved "leader"

[mitchum]

32. Or maybe the dowager hump is another thing he's inherited from...

his lovely mother

[leftofthedial]

33. Dick Cheney's hand

L'il George just wants to be a real boy someday.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

35. It's Humpty Dumpty - with a real hump

[bywho4who]

36. I KNOW I KNOW

It's the rest of that fucking pretzel


:smoke: :hippie:

[elvisbear]

37. What hump?