New Freeper Theory: Rove Bought off by JK--Sabotaged GW ! Oy vey!

[elehhhhna]

To: jhigh
I wouldn't mind if Bush lost fair and square. But they held him back. They sabotaged him. He was literally fighting with one hand tied behind his back.

It's time to start asking the question: who is responsible for this.

Is Rove on the take? Did Kerry's billions get to him?



11 posted on 10/02/2004 2:48:52 PM PDT by samtheman (www.swiftvets.com)

[Birthmark]

1. Outlandish conspiracy theories are a sure sign of desperation.

Guess that tells us who *really* won the debate, eh?

[Bucky]

17. Let's not miss the big picture here. Rove has an untrustworthy characater

The psychological subtext here is that Rove is not someone who you can trust in the trenches. I may not like Mr. Bush or Mr. Cheney, but when the food fight comes, you're alone in the cafeteria, and the egg salad starts flying, you know which direction they'll be tossing their sack lunches (straight at your face, while calling you "anti-food").

Rove's "gray eminance" persona is such, that when things go wrong their sick little Greek chorus decides that he must have switches sides. He's sneaky and dirty and schemey; he's Gholum to Bush's Frodo, Iago to Bush's Othello, Eddie Haskel to Bush's June Cleaver. In the end, they know he's too smart for their own good, that he's never further than a phone call to Bob Novak away from selling down river all that he professes to love.

[Birthmark]

18. Calling Novak sure.

But selling out to Kerry? No way.

[msturgis524]

2. BWhahahahahaha

[catbert836]

3. Rove is hoping that * will win the 2nd/3rd debates.

[daveskilt]

4. hi - friggin- larious

I hope they DO let bush go nuts next time - imagine if he hadnt been sedated and restrained in the debate? that little fist pounding on the lecturn would have been as red and sore as his well spanked ass after the first debate.

do the freepers want him to be angrier and less controlled? wow. if they dont like rove maybe bob beaudelang is available for coaching furious george on the next debate.

[blondeatlast]

26. NEXT time? I thought I saw a minor meltdown Thursday.

The Town Hall should be a banner moment in political history, though.

[MockSwede]

38. Beaker!

Gotta love him and Bunsen Honeydew!

On second thought - maybe not Beaker?

[JPace]

5. AWOL was just being himself in true form....

a pig with lipstick painted on to mimic
a president. What his worshipers are seeing
for the first time is what we on DU have
seen all along.....a PIG!

[DeepModem Mom]

6. Rove was bought off by Satan long ago -- he's bought and paid for --

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Shhhhhh!

Don't let them know about The Plan!

[blondeatlast]

27. Damn; it's already out and they are on to us!

:evilgrin:

[Demit]

8. I love the unintentionally hilarious use of the word "literally"

If Bush had had one hand literally tied behind his back he would've literally tipped over. He needed one to grip the lectern for support and the other to take his numerous sips of, uh, water...

[blondeatlast]

28. "uh, water..."

Literally!

Your post Made ROFLMAO!

[daveskilt]

40. and how could he bang his little fists and stay balanced?

[belle]

9. ahhhh! hahahahahahaha!

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Another reason I don't like ct's

The people who come up with them are often so desperate for an explanation of an otherwise plausible event that they just don't make sense.

Kerry had the better of it Thursday night. He's better at thinking on his feet than Bush. Even if I were planning to vote for Bush, I would admit that much.

[louis-t]

16. I've heard several excuses

for the asshole's performance from the likes of Karen Hughes: he was tired, he was still in shock from seeing the hurricane damage, answering with his face, etc. They can't believe their bushie is falling apart. Some will never accept it. Others will always suspect the best president ever was a victim of Librul dirty tricks.

[wildeyed]

11. Cognitive dissonance in action.

Poor guy is suffering complete brain melt when he is confronted with the truth.

[Clinton Crusader]

12. Geez Louise...

how utterly pathetic...
:kick:

[madrchsod]

13. kerry has billions?

god are these people that stupid-oh why did i say that? of course they are...

[quaoar]

14. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the search for scapegoats

Who will be the first to go? Rove has a cult following, so he'll live to find another Manchurian candidate.

Racicot is probably toast.

[nuxvomica]

15. I swear I saw both sweaty hands on the podium

So I doubt he literally had one hand tied behind his back. But the rest of the story checks out: Kerry is worth several billions, maybe trillions or even gazillions, especially compared to the Bushes and Cheneys who live in abject poverty. And Rove is, of course, on the take. He probably told Chimpy that Kerry had shot Barney or stole his stash or something but Chimpy shouldn't mention that in the debate cuz that would violate the rules.
So watch the debate again and imagine that Chimpy thinks Kerry shot his dog but he can't talk about it and his performance finally makes sense.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

22. One thing about Kerry though

and his money is he said at the first debate that he was wanting to make the rich (Bush AND himself who are in that category) pay more who can afford it. Bush, of course, we all know wants to do opposite. And THK has done a lot of charities. What does Bush and company do with their money? :bounce:

[yardwork]

33. "imagine that Chimpy thinks Kerry shot his dog....."

I'm laughing so hard thata tears are rolling down my face!

[tomfodw]

19. Man, these guys aren't just drinking the Koolaid...

...they're mainlining it, snorting it, and ingesting it via every orifice on their unwashed bodies.

[elehhhhna]

21. "He slumped because his bullet-proof vest is heavy." talk radio this a.m.

[yardwork]

35. Not a great image for the "fearless leader"

Sounds more like a girly-man to me.

[CrowNotAngelGRL]

20. LOL I was listening to Air America

last night and it was a "best of Mike Malloy" type thing and he was airing the replay of once where a caller called in from the debate and he was a reporter in the news room. Rove was back there telling people "this is what Bush REALLY meant" whenever Bush said something. He was trying to twist things around for the press to cover Bush's ass. :eyes:

[pacalo]

23. Just the fact that they stand behind the coWard was enough for me

to figure out how disillusioned they are. There's nothing they could say to further my opinion of them.

[West Coast Democrat]

24. No doubt, Rove is being blackmailed by the Kerry campaign....

it's so obvious! I just want to know what they've got on him!

:-)

[AnIndependentTexan]

25. Don't you find it funny and ironic

Here Karl Rove is the one that is dirty and has done everything illegal to help the chimp and the moment the chimp which is Karl Roves puppet goes down hill they turn on Rove. That is the ironic and funny part here.

[Carni]

29. YES ROVE IS ON THE TAKE

He is definitely ON THE TAKE FIRE HIM NOW! LMAO

[doni_georgia]

30. You think they're squawking now?

Just wait until after the second debate (if the White House doesn't pull out ofit for, um, "security" reasons)... George W. Bush has staked out his campaign on his foreign policy. John Kerry clearly and decisively defeated him in a debate on foreign policy.


Bottom line: you know how the seismologists are monitoring Mt. St. Helens? Those fellows should be monitoring GLOP headquarters. A lot of anger is shifting under the surface there and if Dullbya blows the second debate (a 50/50 chance at this point) like he blew the first one, we could see a pretty amazing eruption. Glad I'm a long way off, where I can watch the show without worrying about being hit by the flaming ejecta.

Mac in Ga

[seraph]

31. ROFLMFAO! Oi Gevalt...... (nt)

[doni_georgia]

32. Welcome to DU! n/t

[seraph]

34. Thank You!

I've been reading for a while; decided to start posting.

[coreystone]

36. I don't believe in no ghosts, an' I didn't see anybody by Bush's podium..

"I wouldn't mind if Bush lost fair and square. But they held him back. They sabotaged him. He was literally fighting with one hand tied behind his back."

Who the darling have these freepers think has been making up all of the diuted wasted product that they have been mainlining for these last bunch of years.

YES! I think George is right about the "psychological testing", but, he got the wrong population. He really wishes to have self help strategies for himself and all of those minds which he corrupted...(sorry) Rove corrupted!



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[MockSwede]

37. One (His one and ONLY) LOBE tied behind his head

* wasn't using his hands (to write) or his head (to think) because he can only doodle on construction paper like other K-garten kids and he only has one frontal lobe and that was definitely tied up with his mexxed missiges.

I'd pity him for being in over his (short) head but he is the one who stuffed his own head up his own arse and seems very comfortable with the smell and view so leaves it there. (I can watch it (the Iraqi Mess) on TV anytime.)

[are_we_united_yet]

39. The guys are lunatics.