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I hear Osama bin Laden is going as a weapon of mass destruction for
Halloween. That way Bush will never find him.
There's a saying that you should never attribute to malice what can
adequately be explained by incompetence. Bush and Cheney unite malice
and incompetence on the same ticket.
The pundits didn't call the bounce for Kerry becuase they were used to
seeing Bush's outtakes, and they didn't understand that the public has
only seen the stage-managed, scripted Bush. It's been four years
since Bush has had to withstand direct criticism, and back then he
benefited from expectations so low all he had to do was not drool on
himself to come out ahead.
You can bet if Kerry sends his secretary of state to the United
Nations Security Council, he won't have to go back and apologize six
months later because what he said turned out to be completely wrong.
That's what he means by passing the international test.
In the Bush tradition, I'm going to coin a new word: misleadership.
Bush mislead us when he promised us the most humble administration.
He mislead us when he said he was a uniter not a divider.
He's turned a country where people get their hands cut off into a
country where people get their heads cut off.
He's saying we need to send the troops better messages instead of
better equipment? Believe me George, if things are going badly on the
ground, the troops are the first to know, well before you see it on
your TV screen.
In the first term he repealed the estate tax. What's his agenda for
the second term, repealing anti-nepotism policies?
Bush is a lazy guy who traded on his family name, and when you
criticize his performance he complains that his job is hard. (I think
the charge of being lazy might stick, where 'stupid' and 'inept'
haven't really gotten under people's skin)
Bush was "slouching and praying for the light to go on so he wouldn't
have to think of anything else to repeat" - a Democratic strategist
quoted by Eleanor Clift
It's hard to imagine a worse strategy for Iraq than sticking with the
guy who not only created the mess, but can't even admit there have
been any mistakes.
Evidently debating's hard work. Bush needs other people to take over
for him since he didn't get it right the first time. Kind of like
Iraq.
Bush sounded like the kid who gets called on in class, who didn't read
the book. He tried to bluff his way through answers hoping no one
would notice.
To Bush, our soldiers are as expendable as our cruise missiles. (this
should make them go ballistic)
Just as he did at Harken, Bush dug himself a deep hole in the debate
with nothing at the bottom.
Bush thought it was a good idea to trust Northern Alliance militia to
catch bin Laden. You can bribe your way past those guys with a can of
tuna and an hour with your camel.
Before the debate, Republicans were voting for Bush and Democrats were
voting for anyone but Bush. Now after the debate, Democrats are
voting for John Kerry and Republicans are voting for their party's
platform.
Bush's macho posturing can be summed up as, "We don't need no stinkin'
allies."
Jenna could have done a better job in the debate.
Why is it Bush reacts to any criticism by looking like he just bit
into an ice-cream cone?
Bush's three-pronged plan for Iraq, inspired by SNL:
phase 1: Drive to Baghdad and secure the oil ministry
phase 2: Lull the enemy into a false sense of security by letting them
regoup and kill our soldiers
phase 3: We'll have a new enemy to replace the Soviet Union and
Republicans can get elected by being tough on Islamic terror
for the next fifty years
Bush's brain is incapable of imagining a counterfactual: you can't
give him a what-if scenario. Witness his handling of the debate
question about what would happen if Kerry were elected. His mind
isn't capable of considering a hypothetical question.
Bush fell in the polls after the debate because America doesn't suffer
fools gladly.
You can't point to the fact that you closed the barn door after the
horse got out and say, "Look, we made changes."
The pictures out of Iraq have given a new meaning to the term
"clusterfuck."
America needs a leader not a cheerleader.
Their new slogan: George W. Bush - Good enough for government work
You can't spell coward without 'W'
Don't misunderestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Bush-Cheney '04: Almost every vote counts
"...my time off has clarified for me, even more, that this Bush team
can't get us there, and may have so messed things up that no one
can. Why? Because each time the Bush team had to choose between doing
the right thing in the war on terrorism or siding with its political
base and ideology, it chose its base and ideology." Thomas Friedman
The contrast could not be greater between Bush, a man who passionately
believes in the rightness of his convictions to the point of willfully
excluding facts, and Kerry, a man who operates by reason and
intellect. -- Eleanor Clift
George W. Bush went after Iraq with as much foresight as a schnauzer
going after a Chevy. -- Paul Mulshine, NJ Star-Ledger
"He cannot claim to be the commander in chief when things are going
well for him, and then sidestep responsibility when he is
embarrassed." -- "Gulf News" editorial, May 7 2004
"He (Bush) is not up to the job. This is not a moral judgment, but a
practical one. The world is too complex and dangerous for the pious
simplicities and arrogant unilateralism of George W. Bush"
-- Financial Times, ~May 12 2004
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated,
drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever. -- Aristophanes
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