A DU Suggestion: Volunteer to help move Bush out of the White House

[zulchzulu]

I think it would be cool for DU to set up a volunteer list for people that will be available to help the Bushes to move out of the White House.

It could be so that we could save tax dollars by having us volunteer for free to move their shit into moving vans and on to Crawford. No, we're not that good at packing stuff, but we sure would love to get them out of there as quickly and efficiently as possible.

They might even want to get a heads up and we could actually start packing and moving their stuff BEFORE Election Day.

Call it "Saving America Move-Out" or something.

I volunteer!

[Bunny]

1. If I had a pickup, I'd let them borrow it.

In exchange for beer and a hoagie!

[zulchzulu]

5. A hoagie?

You mean a sub? A grinder? :->

[Bunny]

9. Some poor, uneducated, ignorant people refer to them as grinders.

I do not. So there! :P

:D

[Bucky]

2. smarter than you think

We'll need to post somebody next to the office document shredder. Come November 3rd that buzzing sound will be the sound of democracy advancing. If the White House shredders are quiet, we're all in trouble.

[Nashyra]

3. I'll pay my own way to go help

Sign me up

[Bridget Burke]

Somebody needs to be there to keep an eye on them.

Remember all those stories about damage to the White House offices? Things that Bill & Hilary "took"? Those stories that turned out to be exaggerations and/or lies?

The Republicans tend to project, so W & Pickles will probably clean the place out. Why, just the curtains alone will give Laura's seamstress a a lifetime supply of fabric.

[RoyalWickedness]

4. Have pickup

will travel! (As long as I get to tie Shrubbie to the trailer hitch and make him run behind me.)

[Trailrider1951]

6. I volunteer!

I'll volunteer to e-mail Laura U-Haul's 800 number.

[auburngrad82]

7. I'll do it

I have a pickup. It's a full-size RAM so it'll hold a lot. AND, it has a Kerry bumper sticker, a "Stop Mad Cowboy Disease" sticker and a "If you're not outraged you're not paying attention" bumper sticker. Guaranteed to piss them off.

[Arkana]

8. I don't know

It'd probably take a Haz-Mat team to remove the cartons of kiddie porn from the Attorney General's office. Dunno if I should get involved. :evilgrin:

[jburton]

10. I'll start saving empty boxes

They're nice copy paper boxes, so they can stack easily in his U-Haul.

:Crazy: