OMFG!!! Alan Keyes And Gary Kreep Running A BIRTHER CRUISE!!!

[WeDidIt]

:rofl:

Just when you thought the Birther shit couldn't get any more batshit crazy!

Alan Keyes and Gary Kreep.

Un-fucking-believable!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rurallib]

1. Sailing to Hawai'i to check the REAL birth certificate?

[Cha]

33. Why didn't they think of that?!

:rofl:

[ksoze]

2. Mankind overboard!

[Sanity Claws]

3. Do they pay the folks $532?

You'd have to pay me much more than that to get me to go.

[monmouth]

4. Enjoying that "birther" money all the way!....n/t

[NightWatcher]

5. as soon as they pass the giant sea monster, they'll sail right off the edge

Flat-earthers cruising towards the edge of the world.....

[ksoze]

Not a "booze cruise", but a "screw loose cruise"

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. "Insanity! Exciting and new!!"

LOL, this is just too funny!!!

[WeDidIt]

10. The NUT Boat, soon we'll be talking like nuts!

The NUT boat, drinking and having fun.

[ksoze]

7. That ship will be "unthinkable"

[ElboRuum]

8. DUzy.

[beac]

35. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Happyhippychick]

9. May the Goddess of Dysentery shine upon them

[roguevalley]

40. oh god, that is so funny

[thunder rising]

11. And they wonder where those diseases come from. Hey boys get out the BIG sprayer.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. * Lifejackets, food, water, toilet facilities, and hymnals available at extra cost.

See brochure for details.

[Berry Cool]

13. You've heard of a ship of fools... n/t

[Rosa Luxemburg]

14. Oh yes!

[beac]

37. And here I always thought Orly and water didn't mix.. n/t

[MiniMe]

15. We can always hope they are quarantined out at sea

[zulchzulu]

16. It's Hate Boat!

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Look at it this way: a whole bunch of them put out to sea.

That's an appealing concept.

[rvablue]

18. Dear Freepers, while you should have long ago, please wake up and smell the scam being pulled on you

Look, we're on very opposite sides of the political/social fence, 'kay.

But as a fellow American might I advance a final plea that you please wake to the reality that these scam artists are fleecing you. Donation drives and now....oh god....a cruise? :eyes:

[CurtEastPoint]

19. Oh! I don't wanna miss speaker Gary KREEP. What a perfect name for...

the founder of the CA birther group. Kreep indeed.

Somehow Alan Keyes reminds me of a smirking Garrett Morris. Remember him from the original SNL?

[YOY]

20. I have never wanted the monster from Deep Rising to be more real than now.

[YOY]

21. Dupe

n/t

[yourguide]

22. I'd love ABC to do a spinoff of LOST with the birther cruise

Crazy Wingnut #1 : Oh dear God, this island is uninhabited...it appears we're lost, our ship is destroyed, and no one knows to look for us here!

Crazy wingnut #2: We're no more lost than America is right now.

Crazy wingnut #3: Good damn point, I think we should stay right here on this island until that God Damn Kenyan usurper is out of office.

Crazy wingnut #1: I bet that usurper is responsible for this, I bet he sent Acorn to sabotage the ship, I bet they are hiding on this island now with the intent of indoctrinating us!

[mopinko]

23. hey, hey, hey, in defense of alan keyes-

if obama had had to run against the guy that was actually elected in the illinois republican primary, instead of mr "i intend to stay in illinois win or lose", he might have ended up back in springfield.
got a long winded conspiracy theory about how that happened for anyone that it interested. haven't been able to sell it yet, but....

[Norrin Radd]

49. I'm interested. Lay it on me.

[StarfarerBill]

24. Ship of (Damned) Fools...

[JohnnyLib2]

25. I might just sign up!

What a great opportunity for a life-long cynic and seriously sarcastic old guy....
I could indulge in snark full time, while pigging out.

Anyone else??

[insanity]

26. If only it were a 3 hour tour

[zulchzulu]

27. I suggest they use this graphic for their advertising...

[kjackson227]

28. Could I get a replay of the Titanic? I know, I know... it's an ugly post...

but you probably thought the same thing.

[Rainngirl]

31. Personally,

I was thinking pirates. heh heh
But, seriously, this is a joke, right????

[davidpdx]

47. I say pay the pirates to hijack the ship

It might fun to watch them suffer.

[davidpdx]

45. Yep, I admit it...

[ashling]

29. If not for the courage of the fearless KKKrew ...

Movie Concept:

Birther Island

Captain: Rush Limbaugh

Birther: Glen Beckkk

You cast the rest for me ....

[vaberella]

30. Is the ship called, The Teh Stupid? n/t

[nolabear]

32. PT Barnum would be SO proud.

Like the man said, "There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him." Birthers, meet your two.

[Arugula Latte]

34. Too bad there aren't any ice burgs in the Caribbean. Well, we can hope the Bermuda Triangle kicks in

*BLUB*

Look at the Panolpy of Douchebags on board:

[beac]

36. Rub-a-dub-dub, All the idjits in one tub.

Aren't their laws about polluting international waters??

[Catshrink]

38. Let's take up a collection so we can send someone to report

Wouldn't that be fun -- to have a mole inside the birthers cruise? It might even be more entertaining than reading one of Orly's motions.

[Garam_Masala]

39. Ship of Fools.............n/t

[krispos42]

41. As they sail on a Liberian-flagged or Panamian-flagged ship...

...to the souvereign nation of Hawaii, eating food provided by the lowest bidder...



Yanno, Alan Keys will probably be mistaken for a crewmember fairly often. "Hey, buddy, another vodka martini, would ya?"

:rofl:

[Monk06]

42. They finally found a way to make money out of this. Orly is going to be very pissed with Kreep now

that she's stuck with a $10,000 fine for contempt
while Kreep and Keyes cruise the Caribean and
soak up the sun as well as her share of the birther
baksheesh.

[leftynyc]

54. That's a $20,000 fine

The judge doubled it when instead of arguing why she shouldn't get sanctioned, she decided it was good time to call the judge a traitor.

[DeeDeeNY]

43. The ultimate cruise to nowhere

:rofl:

[rasputin1952]

44. Jeez...Looks like the Ship of Fools to me...

[Vinca]

46. Call me crazy, but I respect this.

Anytime you can figure out a way to fleece the wingnut right, it's a good idea. Kudos to the travel agent. I bet after they get them out to sea the price of a glass of water will go to $20. It doesn't beat my all time favorite, though. Jesus-scented candles. :rofl:
www.hisessence.com

[ecstatic]

48. A DUer should go on with tons of fake Kenyan birth certificates

and watch the fireworks. }(

[neverforget]

50. The "Afterbirth" cruise

[era veteran]

51. You can't make this stuff up

[tomm2thumbs]

52. someone should sub-sell a bunch of tickets as a 'gay cruise' and watch the fun

party down!

[trof]

53. Oo-ee, oo-ee baby

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a birther cruise?
:rofl:

[xxqqqzme]

55. The little quick bios of the 'speakers'

are not to be believed. What a nightmare. Wonder how many suckers they will get on board.

[Beetwasher]

56. "Featuring Speaker Alan Keyes AND MORE!!!"

More??? You've already GOT Alan Keyes!! What else could you possibly need? What could top that?