If Barack Obama were to cure cancer and bring world peace tomorrow before noon...

[DFW]

Rush Limbaugh, Fox Noise and National Hate Radio would be on the air by evening, ranting about
Obama's evil moves to put Americans who do medical research and work in the arms industry out of a job.

[firedupdem]

1. Very True! n/t

[iconocrastic]

18. Don't worry, he won't.

[firedupdem]

23. Sounds like you're worried. n/t

[firedupdem]

24. Sounds like you're worried. n/t

[Botany]

2. Barack Obama could save a child's life by pulling him from a flooded river ...

..... and Fox would say that Obama does not like fireman and rescue e.m.t.s.

[Cha]

3. They have stupid tanks just for coming up with

opposition shyte like that.

[Cha]

4. They have stupid tanks just for coming up with

opposition shyte like that.

[Happyhippychick]

5. If you cure cancer, how unfair is that to the undertakers?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. So would half of DU. (nt)

[HughMoran]

11. Beat me to it!

:)

[JNelson6563]

21. Was going to say the same thing.

Glad I checked to see if someone else had. :toast:

Julie

[Flying Dream Blues]

30. Yeah, it's not the driveby trolls killing this place, it's the

wolves in sheep's clothing who are so uncool.

[Lisa0825]

7. Someone on TV said if he ended world hunger, he'd be blamed for overpopulation!

They also made your point about the arms industry. It was pretty funny.

I can see a list in the making.

[Kind of Blue]

10. Wow, that's good. I'd order several if it were a sticker! n/t

[NoPasaran]

8. Meanwhile Ariana Huffington would be complaining he hadn't done it yesterday

[Arkana]

15. And Glenn Greenwald would profess that he always knew that Barack Obama

was a no-good jerk.

[Joe Bacon]

9. Even if the President burped in public...

Republicans would try to impeach him!

[DFW]

20. I think their reaction to that would be:

"How dare he bring that up?"

[HamdenRice]

12. Not to mention about 1/5th of DU nt

[JohnnyLib2]

13. Wow! That's down 30% from post above.

Damn Democrats, can't agree on anything. :evilgrin: :hi:

[Arkana]

14. If Barack Obama professed a preference for breathing oxygen,

Limbaugh, Beck and the rest of the right-wing blowhards would be screaming themselves hoarse on the radio that all FREEDOM LOVING PATRIOTS SHOULD GIT TO BREATHIN' ONLY NITROGEN AND HELIUM. Then they'd be on the radio the next day blaming Obama for "allowing his constituents to die".

[tridim]

16. Bugs (Obama): Duck season!

Daffy (GOP): Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!

Bugs: Rabbit season!
Daffy: Duck season! Blam.

[kestrel91316]

17. So would the RW contingent on DU.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

25. I don't think they're all right wingers.

Some days, this place could be called "GreenUnderground" instead. They care not for Obama's success because it violates their theory that a Democrat is exactly the same as a Republican.

[dionysus]

26. ding ding ding.

[treestar]

19. One of the few times I've listened to Comedian Rush L

One of his callers was doing exactly that - complaining about cuts in military spending because it would close a base in her town and people would have to change jobs. This was during the Clinton years. yes, we must continue to kill people without need to, just so some people won't have to change jobs.

[boppers]

22. Would I have my pony yet?

Could I still complain about my pony?

[Phx_Dem]

27. And SNL and cable news would say he hasn't done anything, and

progressives would still be whining because it took him too long.

[old mark]

28. People would bitch that he's doing too much - it he takes a few hours off,

he's not doing enough.

Who cares what these people supposedly "think".

mark

[mkultra]

29. the black bar is set high