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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 07:37 PM
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There once was a lawyer named Orly who practiced her legal skills poorly

Her clients all lost.
The cases got tossed.
The birthers, they all took it sorely.

or

There once was a lawyer named Taitz
Who fired off lawsuits in spates.
But none of them won.
There were blanks in her gun.
And, Obama WAS born in the States.

parsy, who says she ain’t entitled to all the documents to defend herself against sanctions

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2344393/posts

hoo boy. now that's one freeper who's coloring outside the lines.

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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 07:42 PM
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1. LOL
"There once was a girl from Moldavia...."

I'll try and start something on that!

:rofl:
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 07:52 PM
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2. I'm not going to be able to get that out of my head for a while.
Can't help it, I'm a born mimic.
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vincenzoesq Donating Member (171 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 08:18 PM
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3. Orly in Freeperland


I clicked on the link. The post is jabberwocky. I think the writer took the same college Communications class as Caribou Barbie.
Is there something about being a right wing nut job that cancels out the left side of the brain?
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 08:31 PM
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4. Those are good!
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 08:57 PM
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5. Niiiice.
:thumbsup:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 09:19 PM
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6. Why did I click that link...WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
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dgauss Donating Member (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 09:21 PM
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7. Parsy, who wandered into the bizarre kingdom of FR
and wrote limericks. Nice.

I hope there is a third act.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 10:02 AM
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8. There once was a birther called Orly
Who said "He was born abroad surely!"
And she brought her big grudge
To a court and a judge
But the judge said she disrupted ... poorly.

(Yes, I obviously spend too much time on DU).
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 01:30 PM
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11. Good one! n/t
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 10:19 AM
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9. *snarf*
:spray:

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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 10:33 AM
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10. Ahahahahahaha!
:rofl:
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 01:45 PM
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12. Bravo!
The next round is on me. :-) :toast:
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 02:02 PM
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13. And I was going to praise you for such a gift
until I reached the URL which, of course, I am NOT going to click..
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invictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 02:03 PM
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14. K&R&LOL
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-21-09 07:27 PM
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15. If she got her degree from Nantucket
It's safe to say she can suck it.
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