Tom DeLay Predicts Winning "Dancing With the Stars" Through Re-Districting

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Disgraced former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced today that not only will he impress Americans across the political spectrum with the wiggle of his hips on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, he has already begun maneuvers off the dance floor that will ensure his eventual win.

In back room meetings at Margaritaville with new DWTS judge Paula Abdul, Tom DeLay laid out a plan exactly like his gerrymandering in Texas: Vote to change the rules abruptly, which includes a decree eliminating all the other contestants. Insiders say DeLay was able to win the influence of Paula Abdul through his impressive exhibition of the moves from the dance routine in Abdul's 1988 music video for "Straight Up."

Based on DeLay's history of money laundering, questions surfaced immediately surrounding corporate money being funneled into ABC through an arcane expenditure process known as "advertising."

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[HowHasItComeToThis]

1. WHY ISN'T HE IN PRISON??????????????

[Oregone]

3. Because justice is an illusion

Once you figure that out, everything else comes easy.

[senseandsensibility]

2. tweety's hosting him on "hardball" today

I use the word hosting because tweety will do a puff piece on delay's dancing. Heck, he couldn't even bring himself to ask a tough question of delay when he appeared on his show during the thick of the ethics investigations. Even the AOL start page referred to delay as "disgraced" yesterday. With tweety, it will be all happy disbelief that such a great man can dance! Yuck.

[AspenRose]

5. That figures. Tweety gets a tingle up his leg for DeLay too

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harry-shearer/found-object-delay-on-har_b_18506.html

[rucky]

4. Don't be surprised if he comes off as charming...

to people who don't know better.

Psychopaths have a gift like that.