LMFAO! Rick Santorum Dips Toes in 2012 GOP Presidential Primary Race!

[mikiturner]

LOLOLOLOL!

Add former Sen. Rick Santorum to the list of potential 2012 Republican presidential candidates.

POLITICO has learned Santorum will visit first-in-the-nation Iowa this fall for a series of appearances before the sort of conservative activists who dominate the state GOP’s key presidential caucuses.

The Pennsylvanian, who lost his 2006 re-election bid, will visit Iowa on October 1st, appearing on a Des Moines radio talk show and speaking to a luncheon and workshop of Iowa’s Right to Life group before heading east to Dubuque, where he’ll headline a fundraiser for the conservative America’s Future Fund PAC and then speak about the future of the GOP to a public audience in the Mississippi River city.

You might remember Santorum from such elections such as "2006 Pennsylvania Senate Race; Getting My Ass Whipped by 18 Points."



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Edit: Had to add this priceless picture (thanks Sub Atomic):

[Mojambo]

1. Yay! n/t

[Joe Bacon]

23. So Ricky tossed his beany cap into the ring

:rofl:

[Cha]

2. The egomania of those dipshits is

not astounding me, anymore.

[Carl Skan]

3. Your commentary takes on a new meaning

for those of us who read Dan Savage.

[mikiturner]

5. I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about

:spank: :hide:

[Carl Skan]

7. Dan Savage coined the term...

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

[Historic NY]

21. can't you see that all over billboards....

[burning rain]

25. There was also Bob Kerrey...

who asked whether "Santorum" was Latin for "asshole."

[saltpoint]

4. The more thugs and morons and has-beens the GOP throws into the

Iowa caucus, the better.

We can just kick back and enjoy the freak show.

[MichaelHarris]

6. Diapers, hookers, or children?

I lost my "Know a republican" handbook.

[mikiturner]

8. Just an all-around jackass

It takes talent to lose as an incumbent by nearly 20 points.

[polichick]

9. Oh boy, we'll get to wear those cute man-on-dog t-shirts again! nt

[opihimoimoi]

10. Palin/Santorum will do real good...might get 35 electoral votes

[liberalmuse]

11. Can you blame him? Palin has significantly lowered the bar.

And they've even recycled an old lizard from the '90's. The desperate in the Republican Party is so strong that even someone like Santorum can smell it over his own natural stench.

[harun]

15. His campaign slogan: "Better than Palin".

[valerief]

12. Not Man-on-Dog Santorum, protecting America from bestiality one dog at a time.

:rofl:

[Atman]

13. What does this asshole actually DO for a living?

Just fly around the country being an asshole? Who is paying for it all?

.

[lurky]

14. Santorum-Fido 2012

:rofl:

[Honeycombe8]

16. Be still, my beating heart!!!!! Could we be so lucky?????!!!! nt

[Sub Atomic]

17. But Ricky, won't it be considered child abuse for you to intentionally put your children through it?

Won't someone think of the children!?!?!



:rofl:

[mikiturner]

20. LOL! Priceless!

[Joe Bacon]

22. Well, snap my fingers, it's the Addams Family!

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky
It's Ricky's Family!

neat
sweet
peteet

[Colobo]

18. Santorum/Palin 2012. Now.

[grantcart]

19. He has always appeared somewhat dellusional

[Number23]

24. What's wrong with that little girl? And why does she have her doll in a headlock???

[saltpoint]

26. Santorum would bring not only his own toxic self into the Republican mix

but also his very presence is likely to bring out the very worst in the other GOP contenders.

Bring it, Rick.