Fox News Asks Commenters To Write ‘Funny Questions’ They Would Ask Obama

[Lorax7844]

From Wonkette:

It sure was Christmas morning for racists on the Fox News commenter forum today!

Let’s jump right in and see how some of these lovely folks responded to Fox’s breathtaking bait, “What funny BlackBerry messages would YOU would send to the president and how he might reply?”

“your a failure, resign now you idiot”
“YOU HAVEEEEEE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!!! “OBAMA’S FOR REAL”? YEA, FOR REAL AFRICAN. NOT AMERICAN SO INELIGIBLE TO POTUS. YOUR VIDEO SAYS IT ALL!”
“when you are trown out of the white house dont dont forget to clean up the jerry curl off the oval office”
“we dont need to impeach your azzz you are not legitament potus”

http://wonkette.com/408962/fox-news-asks-commenters-to-write-funny-questions-they-would-ask-obama#more-408962

Sickening if not for the sheer stupidity *wow* of Fox News commenters. The Wonkette comments are good, as usual.

[argonaut]

1. What the hell?

"“when you are trown out of the white house dont dont forget to clean up the jerry curl off the oval office”


O... kay.

[Dappleganger]

2. They're certainly not running short of stupid over there...

sometimes you can't help but laugh, though--do they have any idea how dumb they make themselves look?

[camera obscura]

3. “Barak the Majic N E G R O lived in Islam”

I don't know. I think that one is so stupid it comes back around into sheer genius, much like the morans of yore.

[BlooInBloo]

4. The first one was clearly a DUer.

[BlooInBloo]

5. "Query of Awesome" nailed it...

" Query of Awesome says:
June 5, 2009 at 4:01 am

Q: Dear Mister President,

Are all people who don’t like you as stupid as 90% of Fox’s followers? They don’t seem to know how to spell correctly, and they ignore facts that are shoved into their faces. Not to mention, they grasp for straws in the form of birth certificates that were already shown, and petty things like your middle name. These people make me sick with their closemindedness and inability to do anything else than follow what everyone else says even when facts are shown. How can you be so awesome in the face of such continuous stupidity and fail?

A: Because that is how I roll. You see, I have awesome in my blood, and superpowers. These superpowers come in the form of people like you and many, many others who believe in me and, in the cases of ones who don’t agree with everything I do, still have faith in me because they have faith our country and we’re all working together to make it a better place. People who wish I fail don’t seem to realize that they’re also wishing America will fail. Thus making them failures in general. But don’t worry, one day they’ll realize they can think for themselves and realize that they’re kind of dumb. And will learn how to spell correctly on the internet."

[baldguy]

6. Humor from the humorless?

This will work out real well.

[Lorax7844]

9. I feel so guilty about it but

Curious Obama is so cute in his little suit.

Does that make me a bad person?

[spanone]

7. circle jerk by jerks

[zulchzulu]

8. Vermin... n/t

[old mark]

10. I often wonder what kind of an asshole watches Fox - Now I know -

first class!

Rupert Murdoch probably wrote several of those himself.

mark

[Occam Bandage]

11. "OBAMA’S FOR REAL”? YEA, FOR REAL AFRICAN

...so many of these go past stupid and into genius.

[Flying Dream Blues]

12. But you must admit, noteworthy for the proper use of the apostrophe.

Now, on to the shift key!