You'll NEVER guess what the latest RW Obama outrage du jour is...

[Bicoastal]

OK, Remember how Obama went to a burger joint the other day?

That's where the Unforgivable Act happened:

Obama ordered a Burger--With mustard on it! Not ketchup--MUSTARD.

Bad enough, isn't it? Well it gets worse. Videotape exists of Obama specifically asking for a "spicy mustard" or maybe a "Dijon mustard." Dijon? What is this, PARIS? Isn't good ol' Heinz ketchup good enough for our oh-so-metrosexual, mincing elitist snob of a President?

You think I'm kidding about this, don't you? Check out Sean Hannity's report on this--Hannity Attacks Obama For Putting Mustard On His Burger

Check out the TWO reports that made it onto Freeperville--MSNBC Hides Obama's Dijon Mustard

Hell, check out the comments that made it onto the YouTube video: "He cannot even order a burger....how is he making decisions?? WTF OBAMA?"

What are we going to do? They've clearly found a criticism of our President that resonates with the public! They're gonna start calling him "Colonel Mustard!" How's he gonna live this down?!

(PS: From a review of Ray's Hell Burger: "...a number of toppings--mushrooms, peppers--are free. A guy can spend upwards of $17.50 on the signature attraction, but choices such as "The Burger of Seville," which packs in foie gras, bordelaise sauce and (chef, you must be joking!) white truffle oil, have nothing on the simpler models.")

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Was any arugula involved? That would be enough for impeachment.

:rofl:

[jobycom]

6. Beat me to the arugula punch.

:thumbsup:

[BattyDem]

8. Good thing he didn't order a latte with the burger!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

26. Did someone call me by name?

:)

[BattyDem]

35. LOL!

:toast:

[Arugula Latte]

36. ...

:toast:

[Kerrytravelers]

37. Or John Kerry's big culinary crime: GREEN TEA!

The audacity or ordering green tea. How dare he!!!!! Elitest liberal puke!!!!


:rofl:

[CTyankee]

10. Hide the endive (AHN DEEV)!

nt

[BattyDem]

2. Mustard?! That's all they've got???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Historic NY]

21. "Freeps can't cut the mustard"...but they have Guldens stains in their shorts.

[TwilightZone]

3. I don't think it's a coincidence that Hannity and "inanity" sound a lot alike.

[cloudbase]

4. At least he didn't ask for

that goyische yellow mustard.

[jobycom]

5. Probly ordered argula instead of lettuce, too.

He just ain't natural! :rofl:

Too bad Kucinich didn't win. He'd order the veggie burger with Veganaise and then question them about the enzymes in the bread!

[MadBadger]

7. Well Mustard is gross

[Blue_Tires]

40. your taste buds are the FAIL

[Democrats_win]

9. It's a choice for the M$M: banksters or burgers. The banksters own the M$M so guess which won?

The media is a complete joke. Do you think any of these Jokes (Hanity, Limbaugh, Brian Willians, Charlie Gibson or Katie CBS) would buy a burger? The elite don't do burgers! That's why the only hope for change is a real French-style revolution with mustard! (The mustard will make the wounds sting more!)

[Lithos]

11. Funny

In Texas, at most local (non-nationwide chains) mustard is the general standard for burgers and people look funny at you if you order differently.

L-

[Ishoutandscream2]

42. Exactly. You will hear "Mayo or mustard?"

[Ilsa]

46. When I was a kid, a "sissy burger" was a hamburger without mustard, but

with something else, like mayo or ketchup for the condiment. I love most mustards, and like different varieties with different foods.

[Richardo]

12. Mustard on burgers is all they use in Texas

Texan Freeps must be conflicted by this news. (They'll glom on to the 'dijon' part.)

(I'm not a native Texan and I don't like mustard on anything but items from the sausage family.)

[mrcheerful]

25. Good thing I re_read your post

first glance I read family sausage instead of sausage family that you applied mustard to, was wondering why one would put mustard on a family members sausage. :rofl:

[NatBurner]

13. Hannutty is quite the simple bastard, isn't he?

do u think he actually believes the dumb shit he rants about daily?

he's either really stupid, or he thinks his audience is really stupid

i just noticed that i typed hannUtty ^^up there but it fits, so fukkit

[onenote]

14. who wants to be the one to break the news to the freepers that Gray Poupon is made by Kraft Foods

right here in the USofA.

[NatBurner]

16. i wonder where they thought it came from

like, it's made from crushed unicorn horn and leprechaun piss or some shit

[pdxmom]

15. I love them doing this kind of crap. It makes them look like the petulent

losers that they are. And the people are downright fed up with it. They just marginalize themselves more and more.

[Sugarcoated]

19. That was my first thought as well

It makes the GOOP, with the help of Hanutty, Limbo and nasty Ann Coulter look like sore losers and unhinged jerks. They look even more irrelevant and more mean-spirited than they do already. Talk about self destructing.

I've said this for years, and I'll say it again, every time one of those wingnuts opens their mouth we gain people to the Democratic side.

[Thrill]

17. Actually if you look at the table where they sit. It actually has Dijon mustard and Ketchup on it

So obviously several people want it.



See the mustard with the Red label.

[El Supremo]

23. That's Gulden's brown mustard.

I use it all the time on brats.

[bunnies]

18. And he didnt even get AMERICAN cheese.

Why does he hate America? :shrug:

[Bicoastal]

20. Thank god he didn't ask for any of that socialist cheese from SWITZERLAND.

[bunnies]

22. He probably did...

and MSNBC edited it out. :rofl:

[HopeOverFear]

24. LMAO!!! This thread is cracking me UP

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

28. You mean "American processed remotely cheese-like product"?

[bunnies]

30. Yep. Thats the stuff!

In all its day-glo orange splendor!

Doesnt this just look delicious? :P

[Arugula Latte]

31. Quelle fromage!

;)

[dionysus]

39. you know the stff in the block ain't half bad, but the individually wrapepd slices are plastic...

they don't even melt!!

[Zynx]

47. We have really good cheese in this country. We just don't put it on our burgers.

[Arugula Latte]

50. Yep. Tillamook is our local cheese and we eat the cheddar daily.

[tularetom]

27. Hey asshole Hannity - I've eaten mustard on my burgers since I was a kid

And I'm a veteran. Wanna make something of it chicken hawk?

[Occam Bandage]

29. Ketchup doesn't belong on anything.

It's a corn syrup paste designed to make food taste like candy so children will eat more of it.

[Cha]

32. My bad..I thought the "Mustard" thread

was just our DUer's way of playin'. I had no idea it was a "real rage du jour".

They fuckin' need to get a grip and then get a life.

[hfojvt]

33. was that a tip in his hand?

gotcha

[Arugula Latte]

34. BTW, I don't like the way you used that fancy French term "du jour" in your OP

Why don't you put on your beret and your black-and-white striped shirt and twist your pencil-thin mustache while you're at it. :eyes:

[Dawgs]

38. Ketchup on anything but fries and meatloaf is disgusting.

Mustard is the shit.

[Phx_Dem]

44. Agreed! Also kinda good on scrambled eggs.

[Puzzler]

41. Obama's "loyal" opposition are really well and truly f**ked...

... if this is the best they can come up with.

I mean, Colbert doesn't even need any writers when the GOP and their pundits are acting in such an asinine manner. The level of criticism against Obama at present is maybe, just maybe at about a grade 4 level (although, I'm not sure that I'd want to demean grade 4 students by comparing them to GOP pundits).

[Phx_Dem]

43. I detest Ketsup on hamburgers, but that's just my personal taste.

I hate it when people demand! that you eat your food a certain way. Like the whole bruhaha about John Kerry refusing to eat his Philly Cheese Steak with that revolting Cheese Whiz crap. I wouldn't eat Cheese Whiz if I was starving on a desert island, and if the media and people in Philly can't handle that, tough shit.

A person should be allowed to put a banana on their hamburger if it suits them. Who cares.

[deek]

45. This is why Kucinich never had a chance.

(sigh)

[CakeGrrl]

48. I think the Obama admin does this stuff deliberately and takes over/under bets on

how long it takes the RW losers to pounce all over the stupidest, most inconsequential stuff.

If this is what Manatee is attacking, they got nothin'. Less than nothin'.

[MadMaddie]

52. I think you are right!

He..he..the idiots fall for it everytime!

[vaberella]

49. They've lost their minds. n/t

[LynnTheDem]

51. And yet George W. bUsh ate Dijon and not a peep out of the rightwingnuts.

Isn't that...well actually, it's totally SOP coz hypocrisy and utter astounding idiocy is the rightwingnut way of life.