Help Wanted: Supreme Court Justice

[Can o Beans]

Ideal candidate will possess Juris Doctorate from a highly reputable School of Law, and significant experience rendering judgement on US Case Law. Litigation experience a plus.

Though all races, creeds, and religious afilliations will be considered, the ideal candidate must possess the prerequisites required to make a Fox News anchor's head completely explode. Therefore, though EOE policy will be strictly followed, certain Bona Fide Occupational Qualifications are identifiable. Thus, persons who are Lesbians, Latinos, Green Card Holders, San Francisco Circuit Court Jurists, and members of MoveOn.ORG are especially invited to apply. Additional preference will be given to any person who has themself had one or more abortions in the past decade, and/or are worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


You all can help me finish...

[polichick]

1. Empathy required.

[defendandprotect]

2. We need a bunch of women on the SC . . . Elizabeth Holtzman would be interesting -- !!!

[defendandprotect]

4. Also, we need some help for Dawn Johnson -- action HERE . . .

Planned Parenthood has an Action link . . .

President Obama nominated Dawn Johnsen, an Indiana University law professor with a long history of standing up for women's rights, to be assistant attorney general in charge of the Office of Legal Counsel weeks ago — but anti-choice organizations and their Senate allies are still trying to block her confirmation.

It's outrageous that some senators would try to keep Professor Johnsen out of government not because she is unqualified, not because she's the wrong person for the job, but because she is pro-choice. It's time for these senators to stop holding President Obama's nominees hostage to their anti-choice ideology.

Professor Johnsen is a qualified candidate with a long history of standing up for civil and women's rights. Tell your senators to vote to confirm Professor Johnsen immediately.


http://www.ppaction.org/campaign/djaagolc09?rk=s1qIXjSq0digE

[hughee99]

3. Experience working for civil rights organizations

like the ACLU, organized labor, or prosecuting repuke politicians also beneficial. Having past or present income tax issues preferred.