GA: Mule-fucking secessionist Neal Horsley is running for governor

[ccharles000]

What do I label this -- "I'm not shitting you" or "you can't make this shit up"? (Raw Story):

A longshot Georgia candidate for governor who's already admitted having sex with a mule before finding God says he's ready to sacrifice his own son in an effort to get his state to secede from the union.
Neal Horsley made national headlines when he posted the names, phone numbers and addresses of abortion doctors online. His "Nuremberg Files" website also crossed off the names of doctors as they were killed.

Now he's ready to make new news. In an interview by Dylan Otto Krider published late Wednesday, he indicated he'd kill his own son to dissolve the United States (in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade).

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/10711/ga-mulefcking-secessionist-neal-horsley-is-running-for-governor

[DefenseLawyer]

1. It is a sad day when having sex with one mule somehow disqualifies you for public office.

I am sick of these litmus tests!

[Vinca]

6. ROLFMAO - no pun intended.

:rofl:

[NatBurner]

8. seriously. a guy fucks one mule, and all of a sudden he's in a box

can't we all just get along?

with the mule fuckers, i mean?

[Occam Bandage]

10. You build a hundred bridges, and do they call you a bridge builder? No.

You dig a thousand wells, and do they call you a well digger? No.
But you fuck one mule...

[Flying Dream Blues]

20. LOL!!!!!!!nt

[KathieG]

22. ROFLMAO!!!

you guys are killing me. :spray:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[rwheeler31]

2. Could we put Horsley and his followers in a barn in Alaska?

[NYC_SKP]

3. Whackjob of the first order. He admitted on Alan Colmes radio show to the Mule Act.

If that's what he freely admits to having done, I'd hate to hear what he keeps secret.

[CTyankee]

12. Er, what about the mule's own sexual orientation?

Hmm, mules can't reproduce, right? So it ain't no female, right? We need to know more about HOW Neil did the Act, don't we, before we make a decision?

[MADem]

4. Pity that mule can't sue! nt

[JeffR]

5. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

He'd be a great leap forward from Sonny.

[unapatriciated]

7. now that's just sad....

doesn't say much for what we have in the way of leadership in GA.
I think the mule would be a big improvement over both of them.

Maybe we should hold another town hall prayer meeting, it worked so well for Sonny ( especially when you check the weather forecast first).

[polmaven]

16. What is sad

is that this man actually was complicit in the deaths of doctors, and what this thread has focused on is the mule.

What has HAPPENED to everyone here?

[unapatriciated]

21. I'm not focused on the "mule", see post #9....

I posted links to what I believe is insane criminal behavior by this idiot.
I'm just sad that as a fairly new resident of GA, there are very few sane candidates for political office.

[unapatriciated]

9. He doesn't mind providing the hit list for others to be killed either...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wXaxHiOK3I
http://www.abortioncams.com/

This guy is batshit crazy and dangerous.

[DangerousRhythm]

11. Wow...

This guy is batshit insane!

[ccharles000]

18. yes he is

[thevoiceofreason]

13. But he did say that the mule loved him.

[ChickMagic]

14. Campaign song idea

Tom Waites' "Get Behind the Mule"

[SoxFan]

15. Well, at least it wasn't a gay mule...

[depakid]

17. Cue the music:

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2009-04-25_3733721385408864/movies/deliverance/duel_y.wav

[Flying Dream Blues]

19. OMG...I thought you just hated him.

Bwahahahahahahaha. Headline of the week!

[avaistheone1]

23. I hope Neal doesn't see this. It would just set him on fire.

:rofl: