Michael "Gimpy" Steele says the whole Limpballs dust-up was part of his master plan.

[jefferson_dem]

:rofl: What a traveling clownshow this idiot is...

http://www.politico.com/singletitlevideo.html?bcpid=1155201977&bctid=17571634001

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Just like Ed Henry planned the outcome of his question all along...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Riiiiight...

[sarge43]

3. That man has a slow leak somewhere.

He's a couple of tacos short of a combo plate

One can missing from the six pack

Stuck in second gear

Not playing with a full deck

Too many barnacles on his hull

Skydives without a reserve chute

Runs mouth without engaging brain

Puts on his shoes before he puts on his pants

Rows with one oar

[C_U_L8R]

4. Yeah that's the ticket !

Yeah.. I went to Vietnam, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire.. er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye.. month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact.. at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild! Yes, I'm a change man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!