The DOW Is Now Up - CNBC Attributes This To Rush Limbaugh Breaking Wind!

[Median Democrat]

Afterall, all declines in the Dow are attributable to Democrats, and increases in the Dow must be due to Republicans.

;)

[FrenchieCat]

1. Kramer must have scratched his ass!

[sharp_stick]

2. What else could it be

king rush knows all and see's all. ;-)

[Ikonoklast]

3. If it is based on the volume of gases noxious spewing from his various orifices

the Dow would be hitting stratospheric heights.

The Dow is currently building a base. I think we are past the point of capitulation, and that the sooner we get the banking mess sorted out one way or another, things may stabilize somewhat.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. When Rush breaks wind the RNC gets high - nothing else.

[Binka]

6. LOL I Read That As "High Fructose Corn."

It has been a LONG week at work!

[eleny]

5. Beats reading tea leaves like they've been doing

[Phx_Dem]

7. ROLF. Thanks for the laugh.

[Median Democrat]

8. If It Was Down, Then CNBC Would Be, "Obama Buys Swing Set Causing Decline In DOW!"

I remember when I was a kid, and you would occasionally get reporting when you listened to the news.