President Rush Limbaugh

[Cronus Protagonist]

Now that's something the GOP can rally around in 2016!

[ladym55]

1. Ahh, but it will take LOTS of Rethuglicans

to actually get AROUND the drug-addled gasbag.

[vaberella]

2. Why did you mention that...first thought that crossed my mind was how I fast

I could get out of the country. If they wanted to really do a proper ethnic cleansing they would get us minorities out if Limbaugh became Pres.

[Cronus Protagonist]

6. I was thinking who else they gonna run?

Palin? hahaha.... I hope I live long enough to see them get their asses kicked in 2016!

[damonm]

3. No, no, no!

Limbaugh's actually going to run for 3 seats in the House.

[sufrommich]

4. He'd have to come out of his bubble in Florida to run for

president.And then he'd have to watch what he lies about for fear of someone who disagrees with him actually being able to voice that disagreement right to his face!!!That's never happened to Rush before. He would be in the running for about 5 minutes before his eyelids started to flutter and the vapors overtook him.

[Cronus Protagonist]

7. I think you're right... he's a pussy

No offense to felines... :)

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Nightmare!

:scared: :yoiks:

[Boomerang Diddle]

8. To pukes, he already is the president!

eom

[zulchzulu]

9. President of Drug-Addled Gasbag University n/t

[tabbycat31]

10. Will Rush be around in 2016?

Seriously look at the guy. He's a heart attack waiting to happen.

[Cronus Protagonist]

12. I think the GOP is not beyond trying to elect a corpse!

Ronald Reagan's second term came very close to that!

[cherish44]

11. That guy's ass has its own congressman

One of my favorite Simpsons lines :)

[Danger Mouse]

13. Error: Does not compute.

[KayLaw]

14. Couldn't

He's have to explain his little jaunt to the Dominican Republic. No matter how hard I try I can't think of an innocent explanation for that trip.

[spiritual_gunfighter]

15. I really hope he runs

Can you imagine the skeletons that will come out of his closet?

[Cronus Protagonist]

17. It would be fucking HILARIOUS!

I relish the thought! :)

[KharmaTrain]

16. He Won't Make It To 2016

Even though Rushbo will be in his 60s at that time, this dude's medical history and his physical condition makes him a prime candidate for a heart attack or stroke...especially if he's still poppin' the pills.

[CitizenPatriot]

18. this is exciting- think what it means for education!

The Irrelephants, led by Rush, get their daily edumacation dose from their word-of-the-day toilet paper, which is sort of an abbreviated version of voting for idiots. Example:

Today’s word: Liberty: Lib-er-ty (not related to libertard). Again: lib-er-tee.

Liberty GOOD. Libertards BAD. Usage in sentence: Hitler hated liberty just like Obama. Alternative usage: Libertards are morons who hate liberty like Hitler.

Rinse, repeat.

[treestar]

19. Don't even say that in jest!

:scared: