God's Hit List

[Pryderi]

WTF? Should the Secret Service be on this?

http://shelleytherepublican.com/blacklist

=============Enemies of the homeland
God’s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!

Barack “The Muslim” Obama
(aka “Homobama”, “Barack Osama”, “Husein the Terrorist”)
Tristan Shuddery (He turned over to the dark side!)
Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic blog called “Boing” )
Scott McClellan
Richard Dawkins
Alex ‘The Snake Oil Salesman’ Jones
Mike Malloy
Michael Moore
Aaron Russo (God won - died of cancer!)
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Chelsea Clinton
Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins - God won!)
Al Gore
Al Franken
Barrack Osama
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
Charly & Martin Sheen
Jeff Farias
Rick Warren
Joel Osteen
Dan Rather
Sam Harris
Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
Saddam Hussein (God Won)
Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
George ?Greasy Greek? Soros
Chuck Hegel
Sheryl GAY Stolberg
Ryan Lawson
Casper the Godless Pornographer
Charles Darwin (God Won)
Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
Americans United for Separation of Church and State
Max Keiser
Marcel Marceau (God Won)
Jack Clark, the ?Rational Radical?
Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi
Harry “Polygamy” Reid
Mitt “Mor(m)on” Romney
Rudy “Cross-dressing Baby-Killer” Giuliani
Robert P. Shay Jr.
Alan Colmes
Ron Paul
James Randi
=============Wrong Choices
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!

Gays
Liberals
Abortionists
Animal Rights People
Environmentalists
Muzlims
Vegetarians/Vegans
Pedophiles
“Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
Linux users
“Purpose Driven” churches
Mormons
Germans
Government school teachers
The anti-smoking lobby
College Professors
Poets
Hybrid Cars
=============Harmful phrases
God’s phrases hitlist : God hates people that use or believe the words and phrases below because they harm America!

Affirmative Action
“Jesus was a liberal”
“Make love not war”
“Universal Health care”
“Feminism”
“Gay/Straight Coalition”
“True for you”
“Phased withdrawal”
“No Presidential immunity”
Euro-Dollar
“Guest Worker”
controversy
Moral Relativism

[Kalyke]

1. If this isn't sarcasm, then Shelly the Republican is a certified nut.

Maybe the Secret Service needs to lock her in a padded room for eight years.

[billybob537]

36. correct me if I'm wrong, But

If GOD wanted these people dead, Wouldn't they already be DEAD?????

[Jamastiene]

2. Uh, yeah, that's fucking deranged.

It sounds damned dangerous as hell.

[tekisui]

3. It is an implied threat. The Secret Service should know about it.

[Pryderi]

5. "God won - died of cancer!" Wow. How sick is that?

[lapislzi]

33. Didn't you know? Only evil people die.

The righteous apparently live forever as evidenced by....wait....gimme a minute....

Oh, shoot.

[RichGirl]

4. George Soros is Hungarian, not Greek!

I wish I had the nerve to go to her website and ask if Jesus was on the hit list too....since it was God's will that he die!

[Patsy Stone]

6. Yes

"Make Love Not War"? I can see how that would upset some people. :crazy:

[NYC_SKP]

7. Rick Warren is on the list.. He is Dead to Them.

He forsook them. :rofl:

[classof56]

10. This picture is hilarious!

Thanks for starting my Thursday with a good laugh!

Beautiful kitties, BTW!

[ITsec]

8. OK, I'll say it.... "Jesus was a liberal"...

Since God hates people that believe or use that phrase, I must be on God's shit list now.

In the event of my untimely demise in the new future because of God's new found hatred towards me, my wife has been instructed to post to this forum the day and time of my death due to God's violent and hateful action towards me.

And just to be sure I'm on the list, here's another; "Universal Health Care".

I'm sure that if it was that important for God to kill me, he'll leave a note explaining why. Any other cause of death shall assumed to be accidental.

Cheers...

[billybob537]

9. She has no concept of Christianity!

The Bible is not a "HIT LIST"
Poor delusional scrag, You might want to seek professional help before you hurt yourself or someone else.

[Clio the Leo]

12. That's right! We just saw an amazing act of forgiveness!!!

In closing Guantanamo.

[lurky]

11. Linux users? Vegetarians?

God demands you eat meat and run Vista!

:rofl:

[pipi_k]

29. Yeah, that "vegetarians" one made me snort

in amusement

Wouldn't it be easier to kill all the vegetables instead? You know...cut off the food supply...like they did to the Native Americans by killing off the buffalo.

That way they get two groups in one shot...the hated vegetables, and the even more hated vegetarians who eat them.

KILL A RADISH FOR JESUS!!!!

[lurky]

31. They could send vegetarians to meat reeducation camps,

like the ones they send their gay teenagers to. Cure veganism with cured ham.

[Lyric]

13. Poets??? SHIT.

Retro, it's time to initiate defensive plan XDU84657-00HJ2

You know what to do.

:patriot:

[AlCzervik]

14. Doris Day made one of his lists.

first i thought it was satire but then i looked around and have decided he's mentally ill.

[Strong Atheist]

15. Typical...

:eyes:

[Marrah_G]

16. Probably silly- but I sent a link to the feds

[amb123]

17. I'm surprised that Shelly didn't include "Satan-Worshiping" Pagans

like me. (I'm a Wiccan.)

Hey, Shelly! When you DIE of cancer, GOD and the GODDESS will win! (Two can play this game.)

:rofl: :hi: :sarcasm:

[Occam Bandage]

18. "Linux users"

:rofl:

Gotta be satire.

[Occam Bandage]

20. Okay, reading through the blog, it is most definitely satire.

Y'all are suckers.

[Pryderi]

22. If that's true, then Shelley would be a DUer.

[Occam Bandage]

24. Negative, ghost rider. The pattern is full. nt

[TrogL]

40. Hey, what about Solaris, AIX, HP/UX etc.?

I'm feeling left out.

[Yukari Yakumo]

19. Thankfully, it looks like his entire audience hates him.

Note the ratings for his entries, 2 stars or less with no exceptions.

Though I'm surprised Coloreds and Jews aren't on his blacklist. If you skim some of his posts, you can tell he really wanted to include them.

[Beacool]

21. Sick bastards!!!!

Some people are just sick!!!!!! I also don't even understand the criteria for this list. Such as, why Chelsea? She's not in politics. Does someone want her dead just because she's the Clinton's daughter????? I mean, really, how horrible is that????

:scared:

[Waiting For Everyman]

23. Seems to me...

The RWers are on God's hit list. :rofl:

They catch on slow.

Do they really think that without the exact timing of this economic crisis, and without the exact way that events fell all during the election, that Obama would be President right now? They're in TOTAL DENIAL!!! LOL!

Next thing if they don't smarten up soon, He'll have to drop telegrams on 2x4s out of the sky, to get through to them!

[HillWilliam]

25. Linux users???

:wtf:

Methinks Shelly scratches her arse then sniffs for flavor.

Talk about a sammidge shy of a picnic...

[Occam Bandage]

26. It says a lot about DU

that *nobody* was able to figure out the satirical nature of this site.

If you have any doubts whatsoever about this site's true nature, even after looking through the entire front page (which includes naked women with their faces and breasts covered with pictures of Jesus), look at their "farewell" to GWB:

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/12/28/well-miss-you-george.aspx

[Pryderi]

28. Given the craziness of righties, it's hard to tell. Remember the anti-abortion Dr. hitlist from a

few years ago?

[Rainbowreflect]

27. This is one of the scariest, craziest thing I have ever read.

[stuntcat]

30. who's God would keep a "Hit List"?

The "God" Shelley worships is the reason I'm so against religion.

I bet Shelley's "God" wants "His Image" to go on raping the Earth too, I think that's what most religious people believe.

Bunch of geniuses!

[pipi_k]

32. I know some are saying it's satire, but

has anyone taken a look at the links on the right hand side of her front page?

Some of them look like they end up at some pretty valid (i.e. non-satirical) and nauseating sites. One of them shows an aborted fetus in full color.

If this is "satire", it's disgusting.




Here's the link to the fetus picture. This is not funny, even for satire.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/crime/justice/abortion/abortion-2




edited to include link

[mitchum]

34. Marcel Marceau? Even god hates mimes?

[NoPasaran]

39. And Linux users!

[Lucian]

42. I was wondering why his name was on the list.

:shrug:

[riqster]

43. If He hates Mimes, I may have to start going to church again nt

[PBS Poll-435]

35. Damn that Charly Sheen!!!

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

37. How can this be reported?

Anyone know?

[gauguin57]

38. Why are "Barack 'The Muslim' Obama" and "Barrack Osama" both on the list?

Does he/she/it/shit consider these two different people? Who in the heck is Barrack Osama, anyway? Is this a reference to that ballot typo in ... where was it ... NY state somewhere?

Biggest laff I've had all day.

[Lucian]

41. Why the fuck would a god be against environmentalism and animal rights activists?

Wouldn't he want to protect his creation (the planet in this case)???

These RWers are certified crazy!

[GoneOffShore]

44. I think it's a spoof site -

Look at the link to Billy Bob Neck.