So, I have seats for the Swearing-in. When they announce Bush should I....

[Perky]

[Danger Mouse]

1. Fart proudly. Fart loudly. Give him the two-cheek salute.

[Dinger]

2. Turn And Face The Other Direction

Your eyes will thank you

[babylonsister]

3. Bring shoes and start hurling. nt

[Perky]

7. Oooo Ooh that might be a winner

Too far away to him though

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. ahem. start hurling the SHOES, you mean.

but I agree. this is the winner.

[babylonsister]

11. Ha! I never considered how that sounded. Maybe do both? nt

[Lucky 13]

4. "Are they saying BOOO or BOOOO-USH?"

[Dinger]

5. P.S. : How In The Hell Did You Get Seats For The Swearing-In?

Wow!

[Perky]

10. Serendiptity

Wife's Sister's husband's Stepdad is a lawyer in Atlanta, who has a lawyer friend woh got tickets from a congressional aide and then could not go because his second cousin twice removed needed an escort to a wedding where Kevin Bacon was going to sing,


Oh ok I made the second half up. But up until the second cousin bit it ais all true.

[Kahuna]

6. A nice shoe toss would be appropriate. Otherwise, just sit on your hands

and do nothing.

[tekisui]

8. Chant "Go to Jail! Go to Jail!"

[AndyA]

12. I have a fantasy that almost everywhere Bush goes from now on,

he's greeted by people booing at him. At restaurants, while shopping, at appearances, wherever he may go, I hope he hears a chorus of people booing him.

I also hope someone rents a billboard on a route he will have to regularly travel in Dallas with his picture, and the words: "Worst ever."

That and being convicted of his crimes will be what he deserves.