What Will Lieberman's Role be At The Inauguration?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Joe Lieberman was an inch away from being the vice president of the United States when Chimpy stole the election. Since then he has turned on the Democratic Party by doing just about everything possible to prove he is a true, blue DINO.

What will he be doing at Obama's Inauguration?

[Lucky 13]

1. Other: Relegated to irrelevancy

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. But....

as long as he keeps getting reelected by the people of Connecticut he will be "relevant."

HEY! All you people from Connecticut - STOP VOTING FOR THIS TURD.

[Arugula Latte]

3. Changing Vitter's diaper

x(

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Oh come on

[tomreedtoon]

4. Carrie Dahlby: "The Mall Santa Pulled His Pants Down."

Listen to it here and tell me this isn't Lieberman...

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=14679

"The girls and boys in Toyland
Are scarred for eternity..."

And maybe you might buy the song from Ms. Dahlby, who is getting married and could use the scratch...

[AlCzervik]

6. Official buzzkill.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. Ah, come on

Joementum is a party animal

[mtnester]

8. Who?

[ddeclue]

9. Cleaning up the trash off the mall on January 21st....

He certainly knows how to recognize trash after hanging out with Republicans for so long.

:eyes:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. I think he

is under-qualified for the job. :D

[Paladin]

11. Make Him Serve As A Portable Toilet (n/t)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Now that's

cold.




cold and funny! :rofl:

[mariawr]

13. Ought to be good at shoveling it..

Since so much of it spewed from his lips the past year.

[beac]

17. Reminds me of one of my favorite Wonkette blog titles of last year:

"Stinking Bag of Rancid Crap Joe Lieberman Shoots Crap From His Mouth, and We Liveblog It"

http://wonkette.com/402482/stinking-bag-of-rancid-crap-joe-lieberman-shoots-crap-from-his-mouth-and-we-liveblog-it

[Danger Mouse]

14. Shoveling horse shit. I mean, guy's gotta eat, right?

[beac]

15. He's in charge of taking Sarah Palin shopping at the Tysons Corner Neimans to

"buy her a gown" for "one of the most exclusive Inaugural balls." Little does he know that he and Caribou Barbie will be spending the night in Meeting Room C of the Tysons Holiday Inn Express helping Cindy McCain to act out her fantasy of being on "Dancing With the Stars" with Lindsey Graham joining them on the judging panel and Jeff Gannon playing the role of Cindy's well-oiled ballroom lothario. Spray tans for everyone!

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Next time I have an unholy thought in horrifying detail I coming straight to your house

and make you listen to it. :P

[beac]

18. Fair enough.... I'll have an icepick and a big tumbler of scotch waiting for you. (The only surefire

cure I know for Assorted GOP Fockwit-induced horrifyingly detailed unholy thoughts.) Single malt and lobotomies for everyone!