Bizarro Ben Johnson: Bush's service more heroic than Kerry's in Vietnam

[ck4829]

According to FrontPage magazine's Ben Johnson, President Bush's stint in the Texas Air National Guard did more to help America than Sen. Kerry's tour in Vietnam: "Bush's Guard service, deeply rooted in his sense of patriotism, is beginning to look better and better. And Kerry's service - every moment filmed for his political posterity, every loophole exploited out of self-preservation - is beginning to look less appealing every moment."

http://www.pfaw.org/pfaw/general/default.aspx?oid=7083

If Kerry was really doing things just for political posterity and self-preservation, would he have a band of brothers right now?

[the Kelly Gang]

1. oh yeh well black is white and day is night..these days

[Borgnine]

2. The hell?

George W. Bush, snorting cocaine FOR LIBERTY.

[Kierkegaard]

3. That is the most upside-down, insane nonsense I have ever seen.

How could someone think, much less write something so monumentally stupid? Has the gene pool really eroded this badly?

[riverwalker]

4. in bizarro-land

testifying before congress at age 26, after fighting a war and saving lives, is not nearly as courageous as chimpy testifying before a bartender in a Houston stripclub about how daddy's trust fund is running low.

[Lord_StarFyre]

5. Ben Johnson, eh?

I guess one becomes more conservative when their genitals shrivel up due to Steroid abuse.

Now we have proof that Steroids also cause severe brain damage.

http://blog.outer-court.com/egobrowser/Ben-Johnson.html

Ben Johnson, thy name is Poster Child for the War on Steroids

[olddem43]

7. Is this the Ben Johnson that was kicked out of the Olympics?

Or just another, even dumber ass by the same name?

[Lord_StarFyre]

8. It appears

...Ben has the same level of difficulty taking responsibility for his own actions than his hero, the Smirking Chimp does...

http://www.sptimes.com/News/120499/news_pf/Sports/Positive_tests_strip_.shtml

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. They're just getting more and more desparate

The lies become more outlandish all the time. People who have any common sense will see right through this crap and maybe it will make some * voters change their minds.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

9. I mean, come on

The whole time he was supposed to be patrolling our southern skies, the Mexican air force did not attack even ONCE.

If that ain't a perfect record, then shrubs don't bloom on piles of manure.

[K8-EEE]

10. How DId We Even Lose That War, With GWB On Our Side?

GWB springing into ACK-shun keeping the Texas border free from the VC!

I swear to GOD these RWers are the stupidest and most gullible people alive -- no logic is contorted enough for these bastards.