If George W. Bush had been a Democrat: name the popular talking points!

[lwcon]

If GWB had been a Democrat, these would have been popular mainstream memes, doncha think?

* Illegitimate presidency, staffed by scandal-ridden incompetents
* Unqualified president allows insane VP to set agenda
* Move over tank-commander Dukakis: Yale cowboy's brush-clearing photo-ops are a national joke!
* Wimpy, terrorist-coddling Democrats fail us on 9/11
* Wimpy, terrorist-coddling Democrats let Bin-Laden escape at Tora Bora
* Corrupt Dems don't know where Iraq cash is going... unless you count their golfing buddies
* $Trillions and 4,500 troops' lives spent on fictitious WMD scare -- fiasco of the millennium!
* Corrupt, bleeding-heart Democrats squander your tax dollars in sweetheart deals for Katrina "victims"
* Why haven't we impeached this guy?

What else you got?

[Clio the Leo]

1. If Bush had been a democrat....

.... we'd all be posting at FreeRepublic right now. :)

[lwcon]

5. LOL n/t

[alsame]

2. He would have been impeached early in the first term. eom

[Jamastiene]

3. I couldn't name the talking points.

If George W. Bush had been a Democrat, my head would have exploded from the get go.

[road2000]

4. Actually, a democrat WAS elected...

Had he been sworn in, I'm sure the "insane VP" point would match. ;-)

[lwcon]

6. I'd like to think that Pres. Gore

Would have told Lieberman to STFU.

[baldguy]

7. Bush had been a Democrat

He'd be completing his 8th successful year as Commissioner of Baseball.

[Doctor_J]

8. He'd have been in prison 2 weeks after 9/11/01