NEWSFLASH: WHARRGARBL.

[Occam Bandage]

[Fearless]

1. THANK YOU!

To an outsider we must look like idiots. If only a group of likeminded people with likeminded goals and likeminded ideals AGREE on SOMETHING or at least learn to AGREE TO DISAGREE. And, lacking that, you'd figure that after a WEEK that people would stop rehashing the same goddamn arguments.

[McFadden]

2. Hello? I think I may have registered on the wrong site. I'm looking for Ducks Understood. Help?

[NYC_SKP]

6. No, this is Ducks Understood. How may we help you?

And welcome to DU! :thumbsup:

[McFadden]

7. Thank you very much. What I need to know is:

Are rubber ducks actually made of rubber, or are they real?

Thank you.

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Rubber ducks are made of The Future

Nasa hunts for its rubber ducks

Sailors, fishermen and cruise passengers should be on the alert. If anybody spots a yellow rubber duck bobbing on the ocean waves, Nasa would like to know.

The US space agency has yet to find any trace of 90 bathtub toys that were dropped through holes in Greenland's ice three months ago in an effort to track the way the Arctic icecap is melting. Scientists threw the ducks into tubular holes known as "moulins" in the Jakobshavn glacier on Greenland's west coast, hoping they would find their way into channels beneath the hard-packed surface, to track the flow of melt water into the ocean.

"We haven't heard anything from them yet," Nasa robotics expert Alberto Behar told the BBC.

Also missing is a football-sized floating robotic probe equipped with a GPS positioning transmitter and powered by hi-tech batteries. It has failed to communicate its position. "We did not hear a signal back, so it probably got stuck under the ice somewhere," said Behar.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/22/nasa-arctic-icecap-climate-change

[NYC_SKP]

9. Made from PEOPLE!

Rubber ducks are made from PEOPLE!!!

[boppers]

3. lolwut?

in b4 EFG

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4. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

If I'd known about Obama's radical WHARRGARBL agenda ahead of time, I would have voted for Ron Paul.

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