Top 10 Reasons Bush doesn't want to debate

[zulchzulu]

10. Bush has taken up drinking again and is too busy trying to feel up his daughters' asses

9. Bush realizes that English must be his second language and he's not sure which language is his first

8. He is a coward. Always was, always will be

7. Debates are for leaders and he is no leader

6. Laura doesn't want him out after 7:30 at night

5. Cheney can't fit into his pants and answer the questions for him and Bush HATES secret earphones

4. Bush is confusing debates with rebates and he is not sure what the difference is...something about coupons or something

3. Bush can't debate while he is still King Of The World. Kings don't debate!

2. Kerry would kick his ass and he knows it

1. Bush hopes no one is looking or paying attention because that would be really scary

[alittlelark]

1. # 11

Bu*sh needs another vacation.

[flordehinojos]

2. dictators do not debate. debates are part of the democratic process.

dictators are the ultimate authority and no one should question them. didn't bush himself say something like, "i am the president. i don't need to answer to anybody. people need to answer to me?"