"Please tell me you're joking"

[Bucky]

• "Please tell me you're joking"
  
  
• "Concern duly noted"
  
  
• "You forgot the sarcasm tag"
  
  
• "It's time to face the facts"
  
  
• "Look at what the Freepers are writing now!"

How would characterize posts that contain these phrases?

[Bucky]

1. You fools! Can't you see? CAN'T YOU SEE?!?!?

I forgot to add "use of all caps" to my list.

[Bunny]

2. 'Nuff said.

I may just seek out and shame the next person who posts that.

[leftstreet]

3. Why isn't 'Caroline Kennedy' an option in this poll?

:P

[happychatter]

4. personally, I'd rather be a font of endless, mundane idiom

than have a heart like a dried up fucking raisin

on either side of ANY issue

[Bucky]

6. "heart like a dried up fucking raisin"

I like that image!

Oddly, I thought the use of "fucking" here actually weakened the impact of the metaphor. But still, excellent point.

[SpookyCat]

7. Live in my mind for 5 minutes...

"a dried up fucking raisin" brought a VERY funny and slighly disturbing picture to my noodle...if the profanity here is a verb...

You see why I don't sleep well? :rofl:

[snowbear]

5. My least favorite thing to see on here out of your list is....

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"Look at what the Freepers are writing now!"

I've always wondered if the OP's honestly think anyone here really cares what FR is thinking?..

[yodermon]

8. Google is your friend.