Screw The Puppies And Kitties....I Want Obama's Family To Get...

[THUNDER HANDS]

a nice cute baby turtle.



I don't think there's ever been a turtle in the White House before. THAT'S change we can believe in!

[skooooo]

1. "Screw the puppies and kitties?"

You really are wanting to get tombstoned around here, aren't you?????


:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

2. Turtles are illegal because they carry Salmonella bacteria.

[Lint Head]

5. Then there could be 'pet Salmonella bacteria' in the White House.

I don't think a President has ever had Salmonella bacteria as a pet.
:dem:

[nc4bo]

14. *snort* "pet Salmonella bacteria"?

Ok, that comment had me :rofl: almost to the point of hysteria.

:spank: :thumbsup: :rofl:

[sce56]

23. We almost got Salmonella elected

[rcrush]

3. Turtles are stupid.

[FailureToCommunicate]

25. "Imagine me and you, I do, I think about you day

and night. It's only right. To think about the one you love; and hold them tight:
SO HAPPY TOGETHER!"

(Thanks for the memory jog!)

[The Shadow]

4. Hey, I Like Turtles As Much As Next Guy, But...

They don't fetch sticks worth a damn! And nothing beats a warm furry puppy or kitty to pet, turtles, not so much.

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. they can so fetch sticks

it just takes a while

[OwnedByFerrets]

13. .....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Most profound post EVER on DU.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hlthe2b]

6. Salmonella incubator....

Now, me, I'd prefer a baby elephant....! They can assign Joe the Lieberman to pooper scoop...:evilgrin:

[sce56]

19. They are just getting rid of them!

[NightWatcher]

7. I think they should raise alpacas on the front lawn

[beac]

11. Surely, you mean llamas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxVZi1-kUvM

[Perky]

8. Nahh I am holding out for a Presidential Duck

Ya hear thet Graywarrior?

[sce56]

22. Like this one

[MikeE]

9. Oh, I know. A snake

That'll send the fundies into another fit :rofl:

[MadBadger]

12. LAME

[yellowcanine]

15. You are advocating puppyphilia and kittyphilia???

[Exilednight]

16. I'd get the smallest dog I could find, and then ........

let take go to the bathroom on every seat in the White Press room that belongs to one of Rupert Murdoch's media company.

[stuntcat]

17. I'd love to have MY own turtle :)

They wouldn't get to take it out for walks though.. it wouldn't provide all the photo-ops that a puppy will.

[RichardRay]

21. Sure they could take it for walks, very short walks that would

take a very long time. They could do photo ops for portrait photographers with view cameras, or maybe artists who paint in oils, or perhaps sculptors. Think of the new possibilities!!

[stuntcat]

24. lol it would be beautiful I think!

Turtles :headbang:

[Kalyke]

18. The campagin already had Sarah Palin...

...a post turtle:

[jmm]

20. They need a chinchilla!

Here's an old pic of my baby boy. Who wouldn't want one of these?

[MikeE]

26. That is the cutest !!!

[stuntcat]

27. *want*

I, for one, want one! I wanna hold his little pink toes :loveya:

[icnorth]

28. Turtuls is fer 'publicans.n/t