BREAKING: Obama transition team has contacted me.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

Apparently my name is being floated around in regards to the new cabinet post of Secretary of Awesomeness.

:hide:

[rug]

1. You won't survive the confirmation hearings.

[leftofcool]

2. Me too, only I was asked to be the new Secretary of Old

[cbc5g]

3. You'll have to fill out this PBS poll first

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html

[leftofcool]

7. OMG!

Is that still up?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. NOOOOOOOO!!!! If I ever run into David Broncaccio I'm gonna kick his ass!

:-)

[volstork]

4. Can you see Awesome from your house? n/t

[nichomachus]

5. That's because you told them your awesomeness was vast. But it turns out

it's only half-vast.

Sorry -- couldn't resist.

:rofl:

[Hutzpa]

6. Lucky you

I'm still waiting for my call;

wonder whats taking thm so long??


:dilemma:

[ogneopasno]

8. MSNBC said they had heard my name used in discussions about the Secretary of Grammar and Usage.

I'll be on Countdown tonight. I'm not looking forward to cleaning out that office; it's been empty for eight years and is probably a little dusty. I also hear that its e-mail inbox and fax machine are jammed with examples from across the nation from people trying to diagram sentences from Palin's interview answers.

Yes, there's a lot of work to do, but I have my red pen ready, and I'm excited about the challenges.