I've been out of the loop for a few days. How are we doing?

[rockymountaindem]

What major events have occured since Sunday?

Are we up or down? Is Bush* still running? Has Cheney had another heart attack? This inquiring mind wants to know.

Thanks!

[Jacobin]

1. Oh boy, you've missed a lot

1. Bill Frist came out of the closet and is supporting Kerry.

2. Costa Rica invaded Texas and is holding Perry hostage. They are demanding that they be taken off the "coalition of the willing" website put up by the WH.

3. George Bush* was caught in bed with a goat and Laura filmed it and it played on 60 minutes last night. His base is holding rallies all over the U.S. and Falwell has done genetic tests on goats and claims they are a higher form of human life in disguise and is encouraging young people to consider dating goats.

4. Israelis did a mass exodus from Israel to Uruaguay, leaving the "holy land" to the Palestinians, saying that god didn't want all the fighting and death over a piece of real estate.

Otherwise, everything is pretty normal.

:-)

(Not much really happened, still nip and tuck)

[yellowcanine]

2. I believe that was UGANDA not Uruaguay, that Israel emigrated to. Jeez,

how could you make a mistake like that? Everyone knows the Israelis have been wanting to get back to Uganda ever since they stomped on Field Marshall Idi "Big Daddy" Amin in 76 and rescued the hostages at Entebbe.