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LuckyTheDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:52 PM
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Just in: God will endorse Obama
"The Father" was on the fence. But the "Son" and the "Holy Spirit" talked him into it.

:grouphug:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:52 PM
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1. I thought She already had.
Edited on Thu Oct-30-08 02:04 PM by Jackpine Radical
Oh. THAT God.

I meant...
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:54 PM
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2. Eric Clapton? Cool.
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Pyrzqxgl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 12:59 PM
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3. C'mon BB King endorsed Obama a long time ago.
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 01:02 PM
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4. Blessed Be His Pastaness!
Ramen.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 01:09 PM
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5. Tarvu stays out of politics in universe B.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 01:14 PM
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6. **Breaking News**: Repukes to challenge Heavenly votes!!
Seems that the Republican party attorneys are accusing God of voter fraud, claiming that if the Trinity is One God in Three Persons, then He is only entitled to one vote, and not three separate votes as The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.

God is expected to appeal, but He's having a hard time finding a lawyer in Heaven.

Stay tuned for further developments........
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