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Edited on Thu Oct-30-08 04:54 PM by ElboRuum
No irony. It is the City of Brotherly Love. What? Do you expect your brother to give you a peck on the cheek and a warm hug? Fuck no, you expect a smack in the face and a noogie at a minimum. It's all done out of love.
I don't mind, people can bag on Philly all they want, so long as they do it from whatever little podunk shitwich town they come from. What most people see when they say how "rude" we are is what happens when obnoxious provincials come in and start bagging on the town and start yammering on about how bloody wonderful their little corner of the country is in comparison. And when they tell you this little story about how some guy broke his nose then ten others took turns sitting on his spleen, they always leave out the part where they came in and started this shit with one of the locals after they'd had about six too many.
I won't lie. This can be a pretty tough town if you get on the bad side of the people in it. But why would any traveler do that to anyone in any town their visiting in the first place? I certainly don't go to boring ass places like most people's hometowns and start giving them shit, I'm a much better traveler than that, smarter one, too. So what's with all the tools who come to Philly and think, "hey, let's go see Independence Hall, then the Franklin Institute, and then go over to get our drink on at the Irish Pub and tell some local what a shithole he lives in"? What's with the jackass Dallas fan in the stands who thinks he's going to question the parentage of a local resident two rows down and not have his head caved in by the 15 people sitting around him wearing green?
I guess to the rest of the country, Philly is the only town left where it is perceived to be acceptable to be a complete asshole as a visitor, because, hell, we're all just a bunch of filthy, dirty, sub-human, knuckledragging rageaholics anyway, not deserving of the respect accorded people from other, better, corners of our country.
I know you were just trying to start a little shit, but I've lived in, about, and around Philly my whole life, and there are maybe two other places in the entire of the country I've had occasion to travel that I'd ever consider relocating to. The crap the city gets from people who just don't know is just a little too much.
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