Must everything be a GODDAMNED f'ing CONSPIRACY!

[Writer]

Cheesus Krist!

It's like some of you - to remain unnamed - are preparing grandiose theories just in case (and I see this as HIGHLY unlikely this time around) that the election doesn't go our way.

((mumbles and walks away))

~Writer the Pissy~

[Abacus]

1. Hm, who put you up to this post?

:tinfoilhat:

[Solomon]

3. LOL

:rofl:

[Minimus]

5. They are all in on it!

:tinfoilhat:

[BlooInBloo]

2. Yes, and we're doomed.

This has been another episode of Simple Answers To Simple Questions.

[Dark]

4. I hope you have a fire extinguisher handy.

Hell, you'll need the NYC fire dept to deal with the flames.

/btw, I agree with you.

[Curtland1015]

6. Haw! Yup. I've even seen people on this site saying the Republicans WANT to lose...

...as part of a conspiracy to make Obama look bad when he wins.

:eyes:

[TrogL]

21. That's not it

Republicans want to lose so they won't get blamed for the next eight years of economic catastrophe. When the Democratic Party has put the country back together again the Repugs will take over and loot it again.

[progressivebydesign]

7. You're right.. cuz our elections have NEVER been stolen before.

So please.. tell me that you forgot your satire emoticon.

[Cha]

19. Right...no shit has ever been perpetrated by

the fucking fascists for the last fucking 8 years.

[RNdaSilva]

8. Definitely agree...

the pessimism and negativism running rampant here is...unbelievable.

The "October Surprise"

[RaleighNCDUer]

9. If the election does not go our way

it will not have been an election.

It is not not even close enough to plausibly steal - so if it is stolen the theft will be blatant. 8 & 10 point shifts - WAY beyond the margin of error.

If EVERY undecided voter were to go with McCain, he would STILL lose.

So yes, it would be a conspiracy. There is no other way for them to win.

[Dr Fate]

10. Must everything be a GODDAMNED f'ing COINCIDENCE!

Cheesus Krist!

It's like some of you - to remain unnamed - are preparing grandiose coincidences just in case (and I see this as HIGHLY unlikely this time around) that the election doesn't go our way.

((mumbles and walks away))

[JuniperLea]

11. Not everything...

Just Pubbie vote stealing, registration pulling, etc.

Did you know that half of our troops in combat won't have their votes counted?

I choose to ignore the more outlandish CT's, but I'll be damned if I'll poo-poo on all of them, like you just did.

Your concern is duly noted.

[Dr Fate]

13. No no no no no no no no no no no-those arent "conspiracies"- those are "coincidences"

Moderate, intelligent, measured voices refer to irregular activity that just happen to help Republicans as "coincidences"- only "far left nut jobs" call these events "conspiracies"

Wouldnt you rather be a coincidence theorist as opposed to a conspiracy theorist?

Hope that clears up a few things. ;)

[JuniperLea]

15. It's a CT, not a CT...

Good! I don't have to change the monogram on my towels!

Coincidences... synchronicity... mumbo jumbo... voo doo boo hoo... Yeah, that is far preferable to any old conspiracy.

[Webster Green]

12. Well, the repukes are conspiring to throw another election..

It's not like it's a theory that has yet to be proven.

They are doing it in plain view.

I think it's going to be a landslide for Obama, despite the best efforts of the fascists. :smoke:

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Very interesting that you should talk about this.

Hmmmmm?

[Phoonzang]

16. You're an NWO Reptilian aren't you? n/t

[azmouse]

17. I'm taking the Fifth....

[Blue_Tires]

18. Do you know when the fluoridation process first began?

[TrogL]

20. Yes, everything is one big conspiracy

It's called a theocracy aka. RRR.

[Dr Fate]

22. KICK for Writer & his myriad of happy coincidences!!!

I'm with you Writer- just like when you said Pro Bush & Pro War media bias was all one big, happy coincidence too!!!

"Poor reporting" indeed!

[Jed Dilligan]

23. Hmmm... We ALL know who ELSE uses the word "grandiose"...

:tinfoilhat:

[IsItJustMe]

24. Eight years of this has been very very difficult. Ne nice bubba.

[happychatter]

25. The Bush-NeoCon Junta has been a Conspiracy Theorist's Wet Dream

just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me, eh?