McCain playing "Start Me Up" by Stones.

[skooooo]

[tekisui]

1. I like how he keeps wiping his runny nose with his hand, and

then shakes hands with the crowd. Nasty.

[Fridays Child]

12. Gross!

[tekisui]

14. He wants to spread the snot.

[babylonsister]

2. I'm thinking a key in his back to get him cranking, or sort of like a

Jack in the Box? I think there's no solution for him though.

[Richard Steele]

3. Trying to show that he's hep to where today's kids' heads are at. Groovy, baby! nm

[yardwork]

5. LOL!

[Morning Dew]

4. lol, what a knob

My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine

[Occam Bandage]

6. You make a dead man come.

[onenote]

11. Going for the necrophiliac vote

[spinbaby]

7. Quick, someone get the defibrillator!

McCain needs to be started up!

[Lex]

9. Clear!

[graywarrior]

8. He just doesn't give a shit who sues him anymore.

He knows he's going down.

[onenote]

10. "You got me ticking gonna blow my top"

Sounds like a perfect lyric for mcrazy.

[onenote]

13. Here are a couple of choices that I suspect the authors won't mind McCain using

From Springsteen: I'm Going Down

From Lennon/McCartney: I'm a Loser