Donate $100 to SARAH PALIN... please.

[David Ippolito]

I need help from all of you.

Okay, I'm "That Guitar Man from Central Park" So, I live and work in New York City.

Now, right up until Governor Palin said this:

"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the <strong>real America</strong>, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, <strong>pro-America</strong> areas of this great nation. This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans."

... I thought it was pretty great place and at least a part of America. (Hell, I was here on 9-11 and I coulda sworn Bin Laden attacked real-America.) Still, I stand corrected.

So I would like EVERY single person reading this in fake-America to send $100 to help Sarah Palin get to The White House.

WHA!?

That's right! Every citizen of fake-America! Here's what I'm asking... would every single person reading this across the country, especially in <strong>New York, California, Massachusetts</strong>... y'know, anti-American places like that... to send $100 to the RNC and to Sarah Palin... to help her and John McCain in their quest to occupy the Oval Office and march this country backwards into the fear and closed-mindedness of the past.

I think it'll help make a point, and it will make us all feel really good.

Of course, not being citizens of her real America, we'll have to send our own fake money.


Copy this image and print your own money.

This is what I'd ask you to do.

Print out this $100 bill... one or as many as you like. Then - get an envelope, attach a stamp and send your contribution from fake- America to:

Republican National Committee
310 First Street S.E.
Washington, DC 20003

OR

John McCain 2008
P.O. Box 16118
Arlington, VA 22215

OR JUST MAKE A COPY OF THE JPEG IMAGE AND EMAIL IT TO:

[e-mail]

OR

[e-mail]

.

.

Thanks for all your help. (Of course, that's not real gratitude.)

[EFerrari]

1. This is not a real K&R

:applause:

[msallied]

2. LOL! I loooove this idea!!

[David Ippolito]

3. Really do it...

... and PLEASE pass it on.

As a New Yorker and a man who loves this country, I have never been so pissed off.

[David Ippolito]

4. A larger version...

Print out this $100 bill... one or as many as you like. Then - get an envelope, attach a stamp and send your contribution from fake- America to:

Republican National Committee
310 First Street S.E.
Washington, DC 20003

OR

John McCain 2008
P.O. Box 16118
Arlington, VA 22215

OR JUST MAKE A COPY OF THE JPEG IMAGE AND EMAIL IT TO:

[e-mail]

OR

[e-mail]

.

.

Thanks for all your help. (Of course, that's not real gratitude.)

[Chimichurri]

22. hehe Currency of the Clueless. Once you print it out there's lots you

come across.

Very funny and well done.

[Merlot]

23. Use the smaller version

you never want to use a copy of money in exactly the same size as the real money. gov't frowns on that.

[David Ippolito]

25. Ha! It's plain white paper...

On the reverse side.

[Mira]

5. Of course I don't like it, that's why I recommended it

[Genevieve]

6. lol!

nt

[Genevieve]

7. lol!

nt

[David Ippolito]

8. Mine's already in the mail!!!! n/t

[poverlay]

9. Oh that's going out first thing on Monday. Hehehe. I love the "legal tender" for "homophobes,

bigots..." Awesome, just awesome...

[David Ippolito]

10. Damn... it says Xenophobes...

But, "homophobes" would work just as well! I'll put homophones on the next bill I make up.... maybe the $50.

THANKS.

Get 'em in the mail!

[poverlay]

24. yeah, my short term memory is not so good- I was so excited to reply I didn't look very close.

Good Job for sure though!

[Chimichurri]

11. Is this really you?

http://www.thatguitarman.com/


:hi:

I'll do it even if it's not. There's an RNC prepaid envelope laying around, I'll use that instead of wasting a stamp.

[David Ippolito]

12. Yeah... it's David.

I come around here to support this site once in a while. I think you guys are important.

- David Ippolito

[Chimichurri]

13. I'm honored you're here and I love when I stumble upon you rockin' it out

in Central Park.

Thanks for the ear candy.

[David Ippolito]

16. Well... thanks.

From one fake-American to another.

Y'know? Many years ago, before I was born, Woody Guthrie reminded guys like me who do what I do for a living that part of my job description is to "comfort the disturbed... and disturb the comfortable."

This stuff, as fun as it is for me sometimes, is really important.

I've learned that politics is truly downstream from culture, and not the other way around as most people think.

Thanks again.

[Window]

14. K/R.

:kick:

[Lochloosa]

15. I will be sending some on Monday. So K/R

[nc4bo]

17. Welp, if you insist. Can we North Carolinians join in the cause too?

I think NC's about to turn as fake American as that $100 bill ya got there. LMAO!! Saving, printing and will cut out this evening!

[David Ippolito]

19. Yeah man!

Welcome NC to the party!!!

My last album was called "I Love the Company" for a reason!

[David Ippolito]

21. Sad

[Motown_Johnny]

18. Pretty funny.. but having a pic of her winking on the bill would be even better.. or of Tina..

[David Ippolito]

20. Good idea... next bill. n/t

[Laelth]

26. Brilliant. n/t

The United States is a LIBERAL Country.

:dem:

-Laelth

[Sirveri]

27. Any chance they'd call the SS on you?

It's fake currency obviously, but is there any chance they'd call the secret service to harrass you for sending this?