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Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 02:15 PM by PCIntern
First, a tour through Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue to show the 98 per-centers what the 2 per-centers wear and what they may accessorize with. and then a quick comparison shop with Annie Sez or Dress Barn with associated graphics thusly:
Ralph Lauren Polo Pajamas $2500.00 ........ Wal-Mart equivalent: $8.99 (with coupon) (this is TRUE)
Then, after the interim discussion...
A tour through all of John McCain's residences including Google Earth renditions. Present all the amenities including pools, saunas, multi-car garages, hot tubs, and of course, stair-lifts. acreage should be given for the homes, square-footage and height in terms of stories and views should be discussed.
Following THAT discussion...
A tour through Cindy's daddy's Anheuser-Busch distribution facilities and discussion of the economics of beer, including profit-margins and off-the-back-of-the-truck sales. This would be most enlightening for the male gender, since no one has ever discussed these topics on national television.
Finally, a tour of Metropolitan Wasilla. Since Rudy Giuliani seems to believe that former-mayor Palin is the most competent person to serve because of her executive experience, a comparison between New York City and Greater Wasilla should be made. Hilarity will ensue.
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:sarcasm: just in case...
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